by Kengor November 26, 2020
Person 1 - Hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? I'll pay for everything.
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.
Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?
Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.
Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?
Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!
by Wes the Human September 21, 2015
by SHITTY BOYZ July 05, 2023
this is when you have to shit so bad, you're forced to take a walk; similar to walking one's dog. In this case the brown dog is most common.
by Leprechaunic November 08, 2013
by autmwnd February 25, 2015
It’s lowkey Tyler back with a new word..
Dog Shit is lowkey what meh little 4 year old cousin called me after I wouldn’t push her on the swing... she then beat meh up..
Dog Shit is lowkey what meh little 4 year old cousin called me after I wouldn’t push her on the swing... she then beat meh up..
by Tyler and Jennifer April 25, 2019
by Your mom🍆✨ January 15, 2021