That's as rare as rocking horse shit.
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Slower than shit.
A seemingly never ending period of extreme discomfort or boredom.
As opposed to a period of time that is simply extensive, "slow as a hard shit," embodies those agonizingly long stays on the loo, white knuckled on the handicapped bar, when you walk away bow legged and with broken blood vessels in the eyes.
A seemingly never ending period of extreme discomfort or boredom.
As opposed to a period of time that is simply extensive, "slow as a hard shit," embodies those agonizingly long stays on the loo, white knuckled on the handicapped bar, when you walk away bow legged and with broken blood vessels in the eyes.
Citizen 2: Hey Cit-1, you see that movie online last night?
Citizen 1: Nah man... my connection was slow as a hard shit. The movie would only load a few percent at a time... I know all too well how long those endeavors take!
Stoner 3: Dude maan.... holy shit.. 2, you see 1 takin' this bong rip man?
Stoner 2: He's slow as a hard shit, but damn mann... this shit is historical.
Stoner 1: ::smiles lazily and slumps back in his chair, with his rumbling stomach being the only sign of life::
Citizen 1: Nah man... my connection was slow as a hard shit. The movie would only load a few percent at a time... I know all too well how long those endeavors take!
Stoner 3: Dude maan.... holy shit.. 2, you see 1 takin' this bong rip man?
Stoner 2: He's slow as a hard shit, but damn mann... this shit is historical.
Stoner 1: ::smiles lazily and slumps back in his chair, with his rumbling stomach being the only sign of life::
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The reference to a "thick piece of shit" and the fact it is no fitting for a "shallow bucket" probably comes from a real life experience most likely to have happened at the beginning of the 20th century and those before, when modern time toilets were nowhere to be seen in farmhouses and camping grounds of America.
The reference to a "thick piece of shit" and the fact it is no fitting for a "shallow bucket" probably comes from a real life experience most likely to have happened at the beginning of the 20th century and those before, when modern time toilets were nowhere to be seen in farmhouses and camping grounds of America.
Guy 1: I truly think you should not play with matches that close to the gaz tanks...
Guy2: shut up, you're as annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket!!!
Guy2: shut up, you're as annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket!!!
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Get the i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat mug.Any music that is terrible and over advertised, or made by people who have the appearance of a fat male who hasn't taken a shower in a week or changed clothes. It can also be made by somebody who listens to awful music like Hoobastank.
"Hey man, did you hear that new album?"
"Yeah it was pretty awful. Better than Andrews Shit Ass Music though"
"Yeah it was pretty awful. Better than Andrews Shit Ass Music though"
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