shit bitch mofo shea bitch

when somethings gone so wrong in so little time you can think of legitiment words for describing it.

jack: oh hey jill whats up?
jill: not much just , oh shit bitch mofo shea bitch!
jack: what happend?
jill: i just fell down the hill!

by kcepylla December 21, 2010

Shea

She’s got big boobs. Nice eyes. Typically fucks her sons friends.

Ooh look at the tits on her must be Shea

by Bdhdjdbdbdbx October 18, 2019

Shea white

The heir of Royalty, beauty and protection.

Egyptian eyes

You have the beauty of Shea white.

She must be a spy, she's got Shea white eyes.

by Romasae June 8, 2021

Bella Shea

The kindest, most selfless, most beautiful girl in the world. She lights up every dark part of every room she walks into. Her heart is open for all to see and she freely gives love to everyone around her. Bella Shea has a hard past but once she is in your life, she is there to stay. She needs a lot of love but won’t ask for it. She’s a talented musician, an amazing baker, and she loves animals. She’s the best friend you could ever have, but you’re probably going to fall in love.

Guy 1: why did flowers spontaneously sprout from the ground when that girl walked into the room?

Guy 2: Oh that’s the Bella Shea effect, she makes everything beautiful by being near it, it’s normal, don’t worry

by GaySchlatt October 7, 2022

Shea

possibly the cutest and shmexiest person you may ever meet

A: You know who’s super cute that all girls want to date?
B: Who?
A: Shea

by lil white dood July 17, 2019

Shea The Muffin

A being with a penis so small it could be compared to size of a puppies

"yo dude that kids dick is so small he could Shea The Muffin"

by macado genious1 April 7, 2023

Shea

A girl u simply want to fuck. Huge ass and huge tits. Easy going and has a beautiful face. But if u fuck with her she will beat yo ass!!!!!

I fucked shea last night bro. But this bitch crazy af

by Urbandictictionary October 25, 2016