by johnnysmokespot October 21, 2011
A man's favorite shirt that has gotten so ratty it's held together only by shoulder stitching, print and grim determination to avoid the garbage pail.
Honey, where's my favorite T-Shard???
by Lilyest February 10, 2011
A person with a toxic personality that is fully see threw from the outside. A very vibrant toxic personality that us clearly reflected but probably overshadowed by their gothic fairy outfit.
Quirky bitch: "OMG SHES SO HOT"
A reasonable human being:"She is a litteral fucking shard of glass" (A shard of Glass)
A reasonable human being:"She is a litteral fucking shard of glass" (A shard of Glass)
by AClearmindedImbecile March 16, 2022
The splintered pieces of glass left everywhere after a woman (like Kamala Harris) shatters a Glass Ceiling.
"When Kamala Harris became the first woman (and woman of color) to assume the title of Vice-President, a glass ceiling SHATTERED, leaving She-Shards everywhere!"
by MCBassGuitar January 22, 2021
by YAYIMAMANANDIMFAT December 31, 2016
To take one of those really hard fast and sometimes (unfortunately) dry dumps. The only bonus to knocking a shard off is they leave the shute clean. One wipe and you are diddly done!
I sat down hoping to post a stump and ended up knocking a shard off.
Sometimes my girlfriend will run out of the room because she has to knock a shard off.
Sometimes my girlfriend will run out of the room because she has to knock a shard off.
by projectmatter July 15, 2009
Babe I have never been thirstier, think you could drizzle out a half pint of that pungent dykes shard lemonaid?
by Ranchgirls July 27, 2023