Bitter Bizitch fo shandy

A bitter person. Gets irratated easily. Likes to scream at girls if they do not understand directions

by No comment April 2, 2003

shandis

a south african slang tern for shit

"eish man my ex looked like shandis"

by anonymous May 16, 2022

Water shandy

A 50/50 mixture of still and sparkling water. Mixed by Master Blenders in the Surrey/Hampshire border area. Slightly poncey. Opinions vary amongst experts as the whether soda stream fizzy 1 or 2 is best.

I’m driving so I’ll just have a water shandy, please.

by Pauleich August 2, 2025

Shandi

A Shandi is a small mythical creature that is also known as a Homosapien, they can often be found snuggling small animals or even wallowing in self pity. They are very sophisticated and enjoy alone time more than anything. They are socially awkward so it will take time to get to know them. Much like a mouse they are small, but also very brave and mighty. Don’t let their smallness intimidate you. Their favourite activities include the following: sleeping, crying, arson and collecting treasure they can bring back to the little hole in the ground.

Person1: woah, what was that thing moving around in the bush?

Person2: oh, that’s a Shandi. They are hermits don’t worry

by Woodland wizards June 25, 2021

Shandy

Ngl she is the most beautiful woman on the whoooole planet.
Sometimes she's anxious about stupid situations but this girl has the kindest heart.
If you have any problem sis, Shandy will help you out. No matter what, she's gonna be there.

- Omg I wish I could be Shandy!
- Ikr! She's the hottest!!

by sziashandy November 21, 2021

Shandy

G5 player, swinging past your knees. scarborough babes are all dolled up hoping to see a shandy.

oh my god, this cunt is a full shandy.
his teeth are immaculate! He has a massive sword and is the 6th best painter I know. can’t wait to sleep with him from every woman in the house

by karrinyup kat March 18, 2022

shandy

smash or would smash

“id shandy him”
“same hes hot”

by iwouldshandythepeteacher December 15, 2022