by Shaky McJerky August 21, 2022
Get the Playing Shakermug. The female version of a fist pumper AKA the guido. Often found in the popular nightclubs/bars. The type of girl who is usually wearing 18 pounds of makeup and clothing that looks like she was poured into them. While dancing, they will almost always be spotted with an alcoholic drink in hand, and taking ridiculous pictures to put up on their Myspace the next day. No need for GHB gentlemen, this is an easy lay.
by Veronica Fugman May 24, 2008
Get the Martini Shakermug. A Restroom Shaker can be either one or two people. If one, then a Restroom Shaker is jerking off so hard that the whole row of stalls is shaking. If two, then Restroom Shakers are two people having really hard-core sex that they make the whole row of stalls shake, attracting a large crowd outside of the stall they're in. This reaction from the public often causes the Restroom Shakers to never commit again, therefore passing their title of Restroom Shaker into somebody else.
Man: "Omg, it sounds like there's a Restroom Shaker in there"
Woman: " Yeah, sure does... Let's go check it out! "
Woman: " Yeah, sure does... Let's go check it out! "
by PshycoComedian July 26, 2017
Get the Restroom Shakermug. by The Dirty Hebrew April 22, 2003
Get the shakermug. yo, why are you up in my biz you terd shaker
i didnt know dustin plays with booty ... terd shakin ass bo bo
omg, i just gave his girl a terd shake.
i didnt know dustin plays with booty ... terd shakin ass bo bo
omg, i just gave his girl a terd shake.
by wreckless rick August 20, 2011
Get the terd shakermug. by Idontknowagoodname March 3, 2018
Get the Salad shakermug. A paper shaker is a person who always seems to be busy at work but doesn't get anything done.
Paper shakers will arrive to work early and leave late to create the image that they are always working. Paper shakers exhibit all the worst examples of presenteeism. They will work when sick to make a show of it.
A paper shaker will prescribe more work as the cure for whatever ails any project. This sermonizing will never result in any new actions or change on their part. Paper shakers already see themselves as working harder than everyone else.
Don't confuse a paper shaker with a hustler. A paper shaker may see themselves as a hustler and try to create this impression. They might have a coffee mug or t-shirt that says some catchphrase like "always hustlin'" for example. At heart, they are lazy sycophants.
The term "paper shaker" comes from the idea that they always have some "proof of work" handy. Vampire hunters carried garlic to ward off evil and paper shakers have busy work to ward off actual work.
Dealing with paper shakers from a management perspective is simple. Once identified, check in with them often. Set goals with them and see where they land. Ask them what they are working on and direct them away from their own busy work. This should keep paper shaking to a minimum.
Paper shakers will arrive to work early and leave late to create the image that they are always working. Paper shakers exhibit all the worst examples of presenteeism. They will work when sick to make a show of it.
A paper shaker will prescribe more work as the cure for whatever ails any project. This sermonizing will never result in any new actions or change on their part. Paper shakers already see themselves as working harder than everyone else.
Don't confuse a paper shaker with a hustler. A paper shaker may see themselves as a hustler and try to create this impression. They might have a coffee mug or t-shirt that says some catchphrase like "always hustlin'" for example. At heart, they are lazy sycophants.
The term "paper shaker" comes from the idea that they always have some "proof of work" handy. Vampire hunters carried garlic to ward off evil and paper shakers have busy work to ward off actual work.
Dealing with paper shakers from a management perspective is simple. Once identified, check in with them often. Set goals with them and see where they land. Ask them what they are working on and direct them away from their own busy work. This should keep paper shaking to a minimum.
The paper shakers in HR thinks everyone should work 3.5 more hours a week to hit our targets.
Tim is such a paper shaker, what does that guy even do?
Upper management is all paper shakers, they come in early and go home late but have nothing to show for it.
Tim is such a paper shaker, what does that guy even do?
Upper management is all paper shakers, they come in early and go home late but have nothing to show for it.
by SearchFHG December 21, 2017
Get the Paper Shakermug.