I am self-reliant for food, shelter, clothing, internet, phone, books, tuition, insurance, taxes, car payments, gas, maintenance, and entertainment expenses.
by KendallH March 17, 2015
I learned that you should always love your body and love your style. You are perfect just the way you are, and if someone says you aren't, they're just trying to pick a fight because they're jealous and they want to make you look bad. You are AMAZING! God created you to be the person you are, and he made you perfectly. Don't ever doubt your beauty. And anyways, outer beauty is worthless without raw inner beauty.
by writerpeep November 24, 2018
The opposite of self first. Self last requires your buddies to stick with you to avoid awkward situations that could arise from a person of the opposite sex wanting something you do not want anything to do with.
Your friend really wants to make out with you and you know he/she is planning on making a move but you want to avoid it. Therefore you call "self last" to your crew and they are forced to hang with you so no moves can be made.
by HeinzDub April 14, 2009
Guy 1: "Dude I just self fellatio'd myself."
Guy 2: "What? No way!"
Guy 1: "Hurt like fuck, but yeah. Ain't nothing like taking your own load."
Guy 2: "Dude, wtf..."
Guy 2: "What? No way!"
Guy 1: "Hurt like fuck, but yeah. Ain't nothing like taking your own load."
Guy 2: "Dude, wtf..."
by the really awesome guy July 27, 2009
by Gerard Irick November 23, 2010
self diagnosers are the people that like fidget cubes so they say "I need it so I can focus". Then the next day they will be like "omg i feel like I need fidget constantly, Omg I have such bad adhd" . This is very annoying not to mention how fucking annoying it is to people that actually have adhd. First of all stop, second of all GET A DIAGNOSIS!! I can't even tell you how many people are like "Do you really think i can go talk to that person? I have depression, anxiety, and social anxiety!!" I am so sorry that you are feeling fidgety, nervous, or sad, but mental illness isn't an adjective! I know karen looked up 7 "100% accurate not-fake (adhd/anxiety/depression/other mental illness)" test on google and its said she had whatever mental illness, but you really can't throw around those terms. in conclusion, self diagnosers piss people off! it doesnt matter how much u rlly think you have it, GET A DIAGNOSIS! DONT GO AROUND SAYING THAT U HAVE RLLY BAD THIS OR THAT WHEN YOU PROBABLY DON'T! PLEASE JUST DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR MENTAL ILLNESS THAT U ARE REALLY SURE THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE BEFORE YOU GET A DIAGNOSIS FROM A REAL DOCTOR/PSYCHOLOGIST! NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR "STRUGGLES"! JUST SHUT UP!!!!
karen says she has ADHD because she is feeling fidgety (after drinking 7 red bulls) WHAT A self-diagnoser!
by literally can't even March 23, 2018
English slang term.
Popularized by British actor Emma Watson, of Harry Potter fame.
(Adjective)
1. Single, or not in a relationship, often content. Commonly used by celebrities
2. Hiding the fact that you have (a) romantic partner(s) from their others.
3. Celibacy, often voluntarily
4. Lying about celibacy, similar to 2..
5. Asexuality
Popularized by British actor Emma Watson, of Harry Potter fame.
(Adjective)
1. Single, or not in a relationship, often content. Commonly used by celebrities
2. Hiding the fact that you have (a) romantic partner(s) from their others.
3. Celibacy, often voluntarily
4. Lying about celibacy, similar to 2..
5. Asexuality
"Hey you wanna go out tonight, Melissa?"
"Sorry, John. I'm self-partnered."
"Well, I don't see a fucking wand on your hand"
"Get off my porch"
"Sorry, John. I'm self-partnered."
"Well, I don't see a fucking wand on your hand"
"Get off my porch"
by ephdysplais December 23, 2020