Secondhand Dong is best described as the awkward moment when one open mouth kisses, tongue kisses, or kisses their significant other/date after receiving a blowjob or receiving information that their significant other/date has given a blowjob.
Bro, it's a bad idea to kiss your girl right now. She just gave you a blowie, and there's no way I'm letting you get Secondhand Dong, dude.
by HexBuster May 25, 2014
Get the Secondhand Dongmug. When your boyfriend fucked his mate leaving shit on his penis then you give him a blowjob right after.
by Chlojof March 20, 2021
Get the Secondhand shitmug. Feeling nostalgia for something that came waaay before one’s time. This usually refers to people who like listening to music before the early 2000’s, and talking about this time as though they experienced it themselves, when in reality they were born decades after that era has long ended.
Person 1: “man, I love listening to Guns N’ Roses on cassette! You just can’t get the same feel from Spotify… I wish I could go back to the 80’s when shit was simpler”
Person 2: “dude, you were born in 2001, you only like cassette because you were too poor to afford an iPhone back in high school. You never experienced the 80’s, and your Secondhand Nostalgia is embarrassing.”
Person 2: “dude, you were born in 2001, you only like cassette because you were too poor to afford an iPhone back in high school. You never experienced the 80’s, and your Secondhand Nostalgia is embarrassing.”
by Jalsqually February 23, 2024
Get the Secondhand Nostalgiamug. When you see a hot bitch walking out of the family bathroom at Walmart. You know you gotta get some, but you ain't going to jail. So you sit on the same toilet that she just used. It's as good as you're going to get, fam.
by iliterallyjustmadethisaccountt June 23, 2022
Get the Secondhand assmug. When you want to be dead and/or want to kill yourself, but you can't and hope/want someone else to do it for you.
(Found off Tiktok, not my original definition)
(Found off Tiktok, not my original definition)
"I want to kms but I can't do it myself...can you do it for me dude?"
"Dude, no, that's secondhand suicide!"
"Dude, no, that's secondhand suicide!"
by Extra wtf February 8, 2023
Get the Secondhand Suicidemug. When you want to talk to somebody, but chicken out and end up talking to your friend near them in the hopes that they'll be eavesdropping.
"I really wanted to talk to Lyle about the game last Friday, but my nerves took over."
"So, what did you do?"
"I ended up secondhand talking to him through Lisa. I sure hope he was listening."
"So, what did you do?"
"I ended up secondhand talking to him through Lisa. I sure hope he was listening."
by Shy Problems January 22, 2014
Get the secondhand talkingmug. An intelligence gather shed some lite on this phrase as a form of standardized encryption to adapt to the original form of STONE:
Secondhand Stone is a title accomplished when an original STONER becomes a 86 upon realization of its sight of reality. In infinate numbered perspectives, the Secondhand Stoner is a defensive protocol amounting circumstanced evidence to associate formed offense, becoming (not deception) a valid tool of authenticity which enables the host to balance his values in the event of property raids that get listed as unfamiliar due to neglected domain servitude.
With abilities a Stoner has to evolve, secondhand stoning is showing some key potential for it's own growth in Urbania but, Offense is always the first form of defense in war strategy. It is often blacklisted as one of the most notorious ways to tell elder ones to completely discourse their current pathways to avoid zenith intricacies at the 'end of the road'
or 'middle of this fight'.
It's like the two wolves story in naturalist circles to cultivate symmetry, and hold the white man down long enough to scalp him before the body dies.
Beforehand, some religion is required to learn this trait.
Unlike publicized stoners, this form of meditation is most likely practiced privately by confirmed governing parties. Much of this frame may be self taught through many years of coditioned, conducting research.
This is a great topic. Christ-like conception is utilized.. here! 😁
Secondhand Stone is a title accomplished when an original STONER becomes a 86 upon realization of its sight of reality. In infinate numbered perspectives, the Secondhand Stoner is a defensive protocol amounting circumstanced evidence to associate formed offense, becoming (not deception) a valid tool of authenticity which enables the host to balance his values in the event of property raids that get listed as unfamiliar due to neglected domain servitude.
With abilities a Stoner has to evolve, secondhand stoning is showing some key potential for it's own growth in Urbania but, Offense is always the first form of defense in war strategy. It is often blacklisted as one of the most notorious ways to tell elder ones to completely discourse their current pathways to avoid zenith intricacies at the 'end of the road'
or 'middle of this fight'.
It's like the two wolves story in naturalist circles to cultivate symmetry, and hold the white man down long enough to scalp him before the body dies.
Beforehand, some religion is required to learn this trait.
Unlike publicized stoners, this form of meditation is most likely practiced privately by confirmed governing parties. Much of this frame may be self taught through many years of coditioned, conducting research.
This is a great topic. Christ-like conception is utilized.. here! 😁
Before a secondhand stoner interfered with my objections, an orphan taught a woman my royal creed. She stayed in her own family this way.
by Bidwellish Debater August 30, 2019
Get the Secondhand Stonermug.