Scowling Forecasts

Shooting evil looks at someone to preempt them from intruding on your space, taking the seat next to you on mass transit, or starting a conversation with you.

There was only one seat left on the bus, but the old lady next to it was scowling forecasts at me so I stood the whole way.

by Apple C January 11, 2019

crawlingflour

Just couldn’t find that captain.

Crawlingflour: cap?
9gaggers: *upvote

by CheeseLover84 January 20, 2020

Turkey screwing

When one tries to have sex with anyone resembling the look of a turkey. Usually a very mature person with the small amount of skin hanging from their neck. Also having a small body.

Dave: Did you see Ron last night?
Rowan: No, why?
Dave: He hit the retirement home and did a little turkey screwing!
Rowan: Eww... Ron's nasty..

by ShilohGenerals83 October 24, 2008

Thumb Scrolling

Thumb Scrolling is a means of controlling a smart phone using only ones thumb, on the hand they are holding the device in.

Thumb scrolling is they way in which a user of Secret Takeaways can use the app using only one hand, because all the key clicks are in reach of your thumb. The other-hand therefore is free to hold a slice of pizza, a cold beer, etc.

by Secret Moments March 10, 2022

scragging

Shagging a girl whilst playing scrabble

"I'm gunna go and do a bit of scragging"

by adam sears May 25, 2006

screwming

The scream-like vocals heard from the bedroom or upstairs neighbors apartment associated with coitus.

"I didn't get any sleep last night, my roomates kept screwming."

"Stop screwming so loud, my parents are home."

by Memblin August 3, 2007

Scraping boners

When two or more males are over excited to see each other (sometimes due to a long time apart) the excessive show of enthusiasm or appreciation, These individuals can be described to be "Scraping boners"

"Hey Newham and Murray look happy to see each other."

"Yeah they're scraping boners alright.!

by Wreckin'balls March 8, 2009