Scouter

The first piece(s) of toilet paper used to wipe your butthole. The scouter will determine the viscosity, amount and consistency of the faeces having to be dealt with. After analysing the fecal matter on the scouter, one can assemble a "game plan" on how to further deal with it.
A good scouter is multi-layer folded toilet paper, which can handle even the worst of situations.

Just took a massive dump, couldn't believe my eyes when the scouter said there was nothing to be found. Feels good man.

Scouter by Umadbroski July 10, 2010

scouse honour 

Like scouts honour but for Scousers. Honour for the Liver Bird.

"Sure you will turn up on Saturday Sam?"
"Of course, Scouse honour me honour"

scouse honour by The One they call Kal October 23, 2022

scouse honour 

Like scouse honour but for Scousers. Honouring the Liver Bird.

"You absolutely sure your turning up on Saturday Jack?"
"Of course I will Jill! Scouse Honour My Honour!"

scouse honour by The One they call Kal October 23, 2022

Sconser 

(noun) A person who looks around when talking to you, to see if there's anyone more interesting about.

shoulder surfing

From Douglas Adams' (of Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy fame) book 'The Meaning of Liff'

Adrian is such a sconser, he was checking out my sister the entire time we were talking...

Sconser by thomas callan July 26, 2006

Scouse eyebrow

When the eyebrows are very heavily drawn in with a black eye pencil, giving the appearance of two small furry animals crawling across the forehead.
Favoured by Scouse WAGS and wannabes.

Scouse eyebrows are typically sported by Star Trek's Dr.Spock, Fisher Price Weeble dolls , and of course the cast of Desperate Scousewives.

Scouse eyebrow by arancinibaby December 16, 2011

scouse prin 

liverpool slang:
girls in liverpool that go to baabar and heebie jeebies on a night out, wear baker boy caps in 2019, hire out signature living apartments for their birthday then pay £50 to get their makeup done 5 hours before they go, and still use the term “speaking,” to define a relationship when they’re over 18

“eve is such a scouse prin”
“isla is the biggest scouse prin name i’ve ever heard”
“omg all the scouse prins are wearing that jacket right now”

scouse prin by L25imm April 25, 2019

scousers laptop 

A cheeky little expression for a take-away Pizza eaten out of the box while sitting down. Now that's imagery!

"Mate, I'm wasted, lets get a scousers laptop."

scousers laptop by Jake Burrell July 20, 2006