Schmuck

Someone who needs to shush

Sush schmuckkk!!!

by Corben and Ronnie are nobeds September 24, 2019

I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 1, 2023

Chicken Schmuck

A frightened Baffoon

He was such a Chicken Schmuck

by SG1958 December 17, 2020

Schmuck

A incompetent twerp who is a complete moron, and usually has no teeth and is a EDL member.

NDL NDL NDL NDL

"Your all a bunch of schmucks and I've got more teeth than all of you combined": NDL Supreme Leader

by ooooooofffles June 8, 2021

Schmuck

Someone who sells low quality stuff for a high price tag.

John Doe is such a schmuck.

Ikr, he is selling DDR3 for DDR4 prices!

by DYGaming January 23, 2018

Schmuck

Schmuck means someone being an idiot at all times, even before time

You’re an analiz
Always being an idiot like a schmuck

by C rhino October 5, 2020

Schmuck

This can mean in German "jewelerie" but in English it can be slang for "old and boring person" or "very intolerant person". Basically anyone who says no to a lot of things can be called a "schmuck". This is not a compliment or a thing to say when you are trying to be polite.
Examples:
Me: hey teacher, may I borrow a ruler
Teacher: no.
Me: may I borrow a ruler from my friend?
Teacher: no.
Me: than from who will I borrow a ruler?
Teacher: no one.
Me: wow, you're such an old schmuck.

Wow, my oncle doesn't let me play on my PC. He is such a schmuck.

by Dizygoggles424 December 22, 2018