scared turtle

When you really need to poop but your turd pulls a scared turtle and barely pokes out.

man I wish I didn't have a scared turtle right now

by anonymous551 May 18, 2015

SCARECROW cHRIST

SCARECROW cHRIST is an Avant-Garde Experimental band From Fowlerville Michigan. Originally formed as a "Circus Metal" Act, but grew tired of sticking to one Genre. Is known to fuse elements such as Techno, Funk, Metal, Jazz, Blues, Ambient, and many other styles of sound all into one song, often switching styles within the seconds.
www.myspace.com/scarecrowchrist

Have you listened to SCARECROW cHRIST? They're like every band you like and don't like mixed into one.
www.myspace.com/scarecrowchrist

by Jack Nicholson August 7, 2008

scared

The feeling men get when they like their girlfriend too much.

Julie: Duane, I like you.

Duane: Julie I think you should date the wine guy because I'm scared of getting hurt.

by Dreaminthemirror March 7, 2007

scareanoia

The fear you get from anticipating a zombie apocalypse movie that might be particularly bloody and shocking.

Movies like those Ving Rhymes Zombie movies give me scareanoia!

by RipperJim December 12, 2015

the scarecrow man

a drug dealer

someone who deals drugs.

someone who can deal drugs without being stolen form or fucked with.

the scarecrow man hits me up with some good shit.

by david the scarecorw man April 25, 2006

Don’t hug me I’m scared

The best YouTube show, it’s free it’s great and if you didn’t watch it yet. Go get help and then watch it :)

Person 1: did you watch don’t hug me I’m scared

Person2: No

Person 1: we can’t be friends anymore

by Dolan_addict64 November 16, 2018

scaremonger

(n.) A person who invents threats to themselves and others everywhere. A form of critic looking for a lucky break to be proven right. Typically praises other scaremongers, 1984, hates the government, organised religion and trading systems while freely using the produce of any. Quite narrow minded and insecure, but will attract a lot of sheep.

I have the unfortunate trait of sometimes being a scaremonger.

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004