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scared toilet seat syndrome

medical, The emotional fellings of a toilet seat located in public ones home. The seat fears fat ass people, you know the ones that walk through the stores ie Wal-Mart whos butt or hips are the largest part of their body. The seat is paranoid of these people dropping their oversized underware to use the toilet. The fear comes from having to see these people pull their cheeks apart just before sitting down and then being confined in total darkness. That is not the worse part, then the toilet seat has to see the dirty ass, because to much skin was in the way while pooping and is now covered in feces.
The toilet seat wobbled with fear as fat ass Margret began to have a seat. After three or four times of experiencing this fear the toilet seat's doctor diagnosed the seat with " scared toilet seat syndrome"
by zeusking007 November 3, 2007
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Scarey

The mispelled version of scary (for deadshits only). Something is scarey when you have a fear of it.
It is Scarey to see how many dumbarses mispell scary
by Prawnos February 7, 2009
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scaredom

The act of shitting bricks in extreme stress.
* mainly used in third person *

(being scared dipshit) >:D
1. jonny said in complete scaredom "HOLY SHIT!"

2. "Mom was startled with extreme scaredom"
by ThatsAWordNow May 4, 2013
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Scareder

When u are scared as shit but even more scared than scared but petrified is too far
Damn son I am way more scareder than you
by Minjlucy August 15, 2017
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closet scaredaphobic

A person who says they like to be scared, but cannot deal with it once they are there.

Example: Someone who says they love to watch scary movies, but spends the whole time covering their eyes.
My girlfriend is such a closet scaredaphobic because she begged me to see "Friday the 13th" with her, and while we were there, she hid under her jacket for most of the movie.
by black dogs 3 July 8, 2009
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scared

Jesus Christ! Your face is the scariest fucking thing I've ever seen!!!
by Seamus McCabe February 8, 2004
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Scaredabit

adj To be worried and unsure about something. 3 parts nervous, 1 part scared.
"Why don't you just call her man?"
"I'm scaredabit..."
by Chad Dagenais December 14, 2003
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