saxon

saxon is the most annoying guy you will ever meet. he has the tiniest dick in history, smaller than your toes.

he is also 4'7, and looks like phineas flynn with brown hair. girls scream and run away whenever they see him. he is also gay with his best friend, always a boy called liam.

girl 1: omg its saxon hide
girl 2: quickly run
saxon: hey ladies
girl 1: SHIT RUN BECKY HE FOUND US
girl 2: *screams*

by ekittengrabber June 5, 2023

ELLIOT SAXON

hes a fungi AAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA BC MUSHROOMS HHAHAH

WILL REJECT INSIDE JOKES HES A CONSERVATIVE MAN, LOVES PARLIMENT HES BLONDE

WOAH MAN YOUR LIKE AN ELLIOT SAXON!!!!

by footboy565656 May 16, 2022

Saxon Yarlington

Saxon is the type of guy who rips hard bulgy cones at his grandmothers funeral then screams GOOD STUFF, he will come into your room at night and tickle you with a pickle if you kill him in fortnite once. He is missing multiple brain cells and chromosomes due to the fact that his mother threw him when he was born. Overall he is a great and funny guy who is renowned for being a dunce on his bike.

You hear that yaaaaa in assembly, Yea it was saxon yarlington

by Joe Werded February 12, 2023

saxon

men with this name have a massive horse cock, upwards of 22” and makes all the girls scream when he puts it in. loves having fun in bed and will most likely steal your girlfriend with one look.

i heard saxon over there has a massive dick, i really want to ride it and re-arrange my insides

by noxas March 23, 2022

Saxon

A young fellow with usually a 0.00000005 mm penis. They usually stay around the height of 5'3 and are plump and large. Saxon means someone who has an IQ of 10.3, meaning they cannot spell the basic words e.g hello. These people have allergies to everything and cannot breath for over a minuet without needing asthma spray. P L U M P.

I saw SAXON rolling his plump self down the stairs this-morning.

by saxon hater 101 September 30, 2023