The new-normal hours worked by Americans, meaning any hour during the course of a day, regardless of day of week or year. The absence of a "weekend" or "holiday."
Heres's my business card. You can contact me anytime...I keep Santa Claus Hours.
by Lariscious13 November 18, 2016
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1. A physics lawbraker, home invader, stalker, reindeer enslaver, pedophile old man who wears red, white and black colors and lives in a low temperature place located at the north pole of the planet, called by the Terrans, Earth, whose commemorative date was given to him for committing serious crimes in relation to the physics and human rights, becoming the host of what was once the supposed birth of Jesus, in December 25th on the Christian Calendar. He gives gifts to all children, but only to those who celebrate Christmas, which is unfair, and he also lives surrounded by elves who create children's gifts, but receive no salary, being victims of slavery. It enters houses by its chimneys and, in a mysterious way, it enters apartments and houses that do not have chimneys, leaving gifts under the Christmas trees, for the good kids who haven't misbehaved for 364 or 365 in a row, from December 26th to December 24th of the next year. His myths are many and his origin unknown.

2. A big, fat man with a long beard, wears mostly red cotton clothes, black leather boots, black gloves and a black belt, plus a red hat.
1. Santa Claus is coming to leave gifts because you behaved all year!

2. Santa Claus is not real.

3. You behaved so badly this year that Santa Claus won't even give you coal!
by Clear Gram December 29, 2021
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A disgusting pedophile and pervert that watches children every year. Not only does watch children, but he also has the largest child porn collection in the world. Santa Claus has been arrested and charged for the possession of child pornography. He has been sentenced to life imprisonment with no parole. And the bars in his jail cell will be strong, so there’s no way for him to get out.
Santa Claus is a disgusting pedophile.
by PrivateUsernameClear June 11, 2022
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The old man in red who breaks in, points to you, then your mum and your dad, then says "Hoe hoe hoe"
Kid: Santa Claus is so mean
Santa: Hoe
by da_savage_hacker January 4, 2020
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A fat jolly man who eats all your cookies and gives you presents, don't give him cookies!!!!!!
ugh Santa Claus is such a fatty
by Gabilit October 24, 2018
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A stalker that children like for some weird reason
''Santa Claus sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake...''
by StickyMick December 7, 2019
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