blowjob sammich 

the act in which your female makes you a sammich and then gives you amazing dome. while recieving a blowjob sammich your female will allow you to put the sammich on her head like a table between breaks of drinking, toking, playing xbox, etc.

bro 1- dude this bitch i met today made me a sammich and then gave me dome and let me put the sammich on her head while i was playing black ops!

bro 2- sounds like you got a boss blowjob sammich

blowjob sammich by kbro69 January 14, 2011

The Samm’s Sammich 

The Samm’s Sammich is a sandwich that consists of Turkey, Roast Beef, Salami, Pepperoni, Ham, Grilled Chicken, Veggie Patty, Tuna, Meatballs and Fake Crab Meat. Rumored to have been created by legendary D-List actor Jermaine “Huggy” Hopkins. Huggy is also the creator of Huggy’s Huggies, an adult diaper brand.

Guy 1: I’m so hungry, I wish somebody had a sandwich with fake crab meat to satisfy my cravings.

Guy 2: Shit dawg, have The Samm’s Sammich!

The Samm’s Sammich by SammSammy January 23, 2021

Sammi 

Full name: Samantha

Probably one of the most amazing girls you'll ever meet. Anyone friends with Sammi should be honored, for this is a girl who will always have your back and will be the one, true friend you need. Sammi is a truly beautiful human being, inside and out, and anyone who really knows her will never want to lose her. She has one of the best hearts, and though she can be uncomfortable around people she doesn't know, she has an abundance of kindness that you'll be lucky to receive from this wonderful friend.

Nonetheless, never piss her off. Her threats can be very scary, harmless as they actually are. She will never threaten her friends, though, and she will never give someone a reason to really be mad at her.

Her one main flaw that gets her hurt the most: she cares too much. But you'll still love her.

Random person: Wow, your best friend made that for you?
Me: Yep! Isn't Sammi the best?
Random person: ...I wish I had a friend like Sammi.

Sammi by FreeFallin December 5, 2013

noob sammich 

n.

1. An extraordinarily bland sandwich, usually void of condiments, when more lavish relish is available.

Also known as an orphan sammich.

Michael: What kind of sandwich did you make?
Marcus: Bologna... with a slice of american cheese.
Michael: Why'd you make a noob sammich? We have roast beef, swiss, and plenty of mustard you know.

noob sammich by Cardmonkey May 31, 2005

Sammi Houde 

Perfection

Sammi Houde, you are absolutely perfect

Sammi Houde by j.wolf April 16, 2013

sammi and ronnie relationship 

An up and down, hourly off/on relationship similar to that of Sammi and Ronnie. It is akin to middle school relationships just with more alcohol and poor life decisions involved.

Sammi and Ronnie Relationships that ends in nuptials is called a "Tiger and Elin" Marriage.

sammi and ronnie relationship by parkca01 August 25, 2010

Slutter Nutter Sammich 

Refers to the act of covering one person in peanut butter, and another person in jelly, and then smashing both bodies together.

Dylan brought the peanut butter, Becky brough the jelly, I just know they are planning on making a slutter nutter sammich.

Slutter Nutter Sammich by Ilovegreenandredandblue February 10, 2010