Stoop-Bagel

1. A secret vampire who drinks RED and is non intellegent; instead of eating people, consumes goats and pizza crust dipped in rootbeer.

2. One who cannot take craps unassisted.

3. One who is black, with white skin.

1. Person: How can you eat that? Only stoop-bagels eat like that!

2. Person: I cant go poop!
Other Person: Because your a stoop-bagel.

3. Person: Are you black or white?
Other Person: Im stoop-bagel.

by LaLaDolla April 24, 2009

Stoops

when somebody says and or does something really stupid or unreasonable

Sheila said that France was a State.

Cory said shes (stoops)

by onyx_x5 December 19, 2013

Stoop

Short for 'stupendous'; lit, amazing, cool, or neat

"That party last night was stoop!"

by Bazlle Owl September 15, 2018

Stoop

Get off my porch

Get off my stoop

by Redhead dont care April 2, 2021

Stoops

a short way of saying stupid

That's so stoops.

by futuretapes May 1, 2022

Stooped

The greatest fucking band in the history of the world.

“Did you listen to Pilot by Stooped?”
“Yeah, it’s was the greatest thing I’ve ever heard!”

by Mr. Mustache February 14, 2023

Stoops

Short form for Stupid

What are you stoops?!?

by Tifosidicalcio April 28, 2023