Stoop is a shortened and sweeter version of stupid, if you call something a stoop, you are calling it stupid but in an innocent way
3rd grader: 1+1= window!
Me: you’re such a stoop!
3rd grader runs away crying without knowing what stoop means.
Me: you’re such a stoop!
3rd grader runs away crying without knowing what stoop means.
by Bald bead July 22, 2019

by fyb36 January 22, 2009

A part of a machine that's stooped in nature. Or a person who's been fucked one too many times and needs a good colonic to rinse out all the left over DNA
by XKing C0TT0Nx April 28, 2022

by Sausyy February 5, 2019

A Stoops poops is when you have that rumble in your stomach and gas pains so bad that you’re going to go all nuclear and shit yourself like yesterday, but your dad is telling dusty ass old stories about growing up. He pulls in the driveway at home, but decides to just creep along, not stopping the car or unlocking the doors to let you out. You basically have no choice but to shit yourself, or you can yell STOP at the top of your lungs then clench like a finch as you run for the toilet. That’s a Stoops Poops
Verb/adjective~One would be taking a Stoops Poops;
Or
You have to take a Stoops Poops
Verb/adjective~One would be taking a Stoops Poops;
Or
You have to take a Stoops Poops
My dad was telling us stories about the glory days, but I wasn’t listening because I had to take a STOOPS POOPS.
I took a STOOPS POOPS after we ate at the red lobster in Omaha, but everyone else loved it.
I took a STOOPS POOPS after we ate at the red lobster in Omaha, but everyone else loved it.
by DamnShittyHuskerSkip1 March 3, 2024

1.
bend one's head or body forwards and downwards.
2.
lower one's moral standards so far as to do something reprehensible.
3.
a porch with steps in front of a house or other building.
bend one's head or body forwards and downwards.
2.
lower one's moral standards so far as to do something reprehensible.
3.
a porch with steps in front of a house or other building.
1.
"he stooped down and reached towards the coin"
2.
"Craig wouldn't stoop to thieving"
3.
"Oh, you got a new stoop. It looks nice!"
"he stooped down and reached towards the coin"
2.
"Craig wouldn't stoop to thieving"
3.
"Oh, you got a new stoop. It looks nice!"
by Debx January 17, 2020

Lazy ass rich white kids that just sit on the stoop off their McMansion and leech of their parents instead of being a part of the working society.
All Billy does is sit there on his stoop making fun of everyone since he won the lottery. Stupid stoop troll
by CNF666 September 10, 2013
