Roadkill Pussy

A woman's vagina with enormous external hanging purple-ish colored "mud flaps" that is so gross and nausea-inducing that it reminds one of a smashed possum on the roadway i.e. roadkill pussy.

"Did you see Noreen's ugly pussy at the pool party last Saturday when the bitch whipped off her granny pants-like swimsuit bottoms?? I almost lost my lunch!!"

"Yeah man, her stuff looked like roadkill pussy!! I wouldn't fuck that bitch with YOUR dick!!"

by GoHome&GetYour FuckingShinebox January 11, 2010

Rainbow Roadhead

The act of receiving a blowjob while playing Mario Kart Wii on the Rainbow Road course.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me Rainbow Roadhead and I still came in first place!

by BonerSandwich June 13, 2011

fork in the road

(1) A way to show that there is a large decision to be made and you have to chose between to obstacles.
(2) A split in a road going two different directions

(1) There is a fork in the road, do I follow his advice or hers?
(2) A fork in the road, do we go north or south?

by anonymous August 30, 2004

hit the road

to leave a meeting/place (because you just have to); other way of saying "have to go"...

aight i gotta hit the road, peace, later!

by bzikofski December 2, 2004

road fingers

This is when a someone fingers a women while driving. It's the femlale equivelent to road head. It can be performed by either the driver or the passenger.

Sarah's favorite part of driving though North Dakota was the road fingers.
It seemed only fair that Katie get some road fingers after all the road head she had performed.

by Jason6025 August 28, 2006

I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.

"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"

by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012

road sluts

People who like to hog up the whole road and be a slut.

Jake: Hey Max did you see all thoose road sluts yesterday?
Max: Awe yeaah man them sluts almost ran me over!
Jake: I know dawg

by taylor5766 March 15, 2011