1)Someone who:
Has a mortal fear of showers.
Cuts his filthy, puke-inducing toenails right in front of you.
Hawks up phlegm, and then chews it and swallows, around fifty times an day.
Farts around 50 times an hour, and laughs every fucking time, like a fucking moron.
Doesn't even own a fucking toothbrush.
Tells you when he's just masturbated, and describes it in intricate detail.
2)Proof that no god exists.
Has a mortal fear of showers.
Cuts his filthy, puke-inducing toenails right in front of you.
Hawks up phlegm, and then chews it and swallows, around fifty times an day.
Farts around 50 times an hour, and laughs every fucking time, like a fucking moron.
Doesn't even own a fucking toothbrush.
Tells you when he's just masturbated, and describes it in intricate detail.
2)Proof that no god exists.
Paul:Man, I saw your room-mate yesterday. I swear to God I could smell him from 50 yards. How THE FUCK can you live with him?
John: I don't know, I just don't know. I can't go on like this, John! I just can't!
* Starts crying on Paul's shoulder*
Paul: * pats John on the back*
There, there. There there.
John: I don't know, I just don't know. I can't go on like this, John! I just can't!
* Starts crying on Paul's shoulder*
Paul: * pats John on the back*
There, there. There there.
by johnny_no_name April 25, 2005
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It now usually refers to straight people ignorantly misinterpreting gay/lesbian situations.
It now usually refers to straight people ignorantly misinterpreting gay/lesbian situations.
Person1: I saw a picture of Jim and John holding each other lovingly on Facebook, they must be good friends.
Person2: “and they were roommates”
Person2: “and they were roommates”
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Jane is a total roommare. She never pays her bills on time, comes home drunk, and doesn't flush after she pees.
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Group of people living together in an apartment or house, but not necessarily sharing one room or bedroom.
Usually denotes platonic relationships, although hooking up sometimes happens.
Commonly occurs in big cities & on college campuses.
The American equivalent of flatmates in the UK.
Group of people living together in an apartment or house, but not necessarily sharing one room or bedroom.
Usually denotes platonic relationships, although hooking up sometimes happens.
Commonly occurs in big cities & on college campuses.
The American equivalent of flatmates in the UK.
by KinOhio September 19, 2006
Get the roommates mug.1. A person you have no control over being grouped with at college or university based flats.
2. A person you get on with and bide by an unwritten code of conduct.
3. A fat, annoying slob whose "studying" includes nothing but listening to obnoxious hardcore music on an endless loop long into the night and literally lives on carryouts. A lifeless turd who does nothing but rip-off students needing accommodation who actually would do the legwork required.
2. A person you get on with and bide by an unwritten code of conduct.
3. A fat, annoying slob whose "studying" includes nothing but listening to obnoxious hardcore music on an endless loop long into the night and literally lives on carryouts. A lifeless turd who does nothing but rip-off students needing accommodation who actually would do the legwork required.
1. I have been placed in an apartment with room mates X and Y.
2. My room mate and I agree to clean up our own mess.
3. Room mate is a fat, annoying asshole who effectively lives in his room all day watching movies and listening to music.
2. My room mate and I agree to clean up our own mess.
3. Room mate is a fat, annoying asshole who effectively lives in his room all day watching movies and listening to music.
by SupaAFC February 26, 2009
Get the Room mate mug.this is a person who moves into your abode under the guise of a friend with something to offer. instead your stuck dealing with everyone of there problems cause all they know is to provide for themself at the expense of others. this person probably has out of control kids, a babies daddy with a half dozen duis, a fetish for ufc "bad boy" types (which make great father figures). this person is also totally niave to how fucked up they are, but is quick, very quick to remind you how you dont properly cater to them.
guy 1: what is with the pissed of faces in your house?
guy 2: our freaking roomhate. if her kid keeps crying, or her baby daddy keeps calling, im going to end up in prison.
guy 2: our freaking roomhate. if her kid keeps crying, or her baby daddy keeps calling, im going to end up in prison.
by mav303t June 17, 2010
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