Rip Out His Skeleton

Having a vigorous wank.

Pulling so hard on it there is a chance all your bones will come out.

Don't go in to the office!

Why?

David is looking at Granny porn and trying to rip out his skeleton, again

by Cheese Daddy September 16, 2010

rip dip and slit

Rest in peace, die in peace and slit (something). Used when you fucked up and cant do shit about it so you go with the flow.

"RIP DIP and Slit my will to live"

- Imanol Hernández

by Imanolh.xiii January 20, 2018

Rip it and shift it

When you are driving a manual car and you floor it to redline before forcefully jamming the shifter into the next gear. Bonus points for leaving your car at redline for several seconds and/or money shifting

“Hey wanna know how to turn your pistons into a space exploration program?”

“Let me guess, rip it and shift it?”

by FishWithFeet August 4, 2020

Rip your head off and shit down your neck

As can be gathered from the expression, it indicates a state of intense anger and annoyance, so much so that the person making the threat is ready, willing and able to inflict physical pain and degradation upon the person who has annoyed them. While it may not literally result in the removal of the offenders head and defecating into the stump, it will usually result in physical violence and a humbling of the person who caused the offence.
The expression that is believed to have originated with the British Royal Navy. It gradually became used within all branches of the armed forces and later spread to the civilian organisations associated with them before obtaining wider usage.

"Malcolm if you don't fuck off I'm going to rip your head off and shit down your neck!"

by AKACroatalin March 19, 2015

site rip

A complete version of a website that can be viewed offline. Normally in association with piracy of adult websites.

I found a site rip of Kari Sweets on usenet last night. It was kickass.

by massassi July 18, 2005

spliff rip

Similar to a bong rip, however, sections of tobacco are layered in with the marijuana.

Dude, can you pack a spliff rip for Nathan? He's fiendin'

by Tjizster November 11, 2013

rip off your head and shit down your windpipe

An cautionary expression used in the USMC."Rip off your head and shit down your windpipe" gently warns the listener " Please pay attention, I'm not joking here. Thank you for you consideration."

1."Dammit, Dave I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if your try to go out with my sister!

2. "Your going to force me to rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you insist on breaking in line."

3. "QUIT EYEBALLING ME BOY. I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you don't get some polish on those boots."

by Global Feetus April 10, 2007