richard

a mentally retarded person with a bald spot and that has smelly fingies and also says didnt ask as his every move

Mom:go help your brother
Richard:didnt ask

by ruegbfjk February 20, 2020

Richard

A tall lengthy kid with an addiction to Masturbation
He spends his entire day either jerking off or thinking about jerking off
He has an abnormally small penis size

Most likely a homosexual

I masturbate a lot but no where near as much as Richard
I wish my penis was as small as Richards

by Imasturbatealotcauseimgay February 10, 2017

Richard

Shelbi

Hi Shel- I mean Richard!

by Dingling February 07, 2017

Richard

Kinda a crack head. not the best looking but honestly, best guy to hand around. probably with throw a baby doll over the isle and hit a walmart employee.

Richard: *Unsubtle Screeching*
Chris: ok...

by Mr.Mynt April 06, 2020

Richard

Richard is a black and white plague. If you meet a Richard, you are forever haunted. He sits in the sun nude allowing everyone to see his ball-less sack. He gets his way and nothing will stop him. He sleeps when he wants and where he wants.

That man's sack resembles Richard. Saggy, depressed and hollow.

by Pieland2chicken April 14, 2020

Richard

🤑🤑Let me C "Richard" is simply known for either
for the name "Richie" or in (Spanish) "Ricardo" or just plain "Richie Rich" or as I call him "MI RICHIE" tambien 😘(Papi) but my absolute #1 favorite abbreviation of "Richard" is (RICH)💲💲💕

Richard's, are confident😎
Dark hair👨
Beautiful eyes (mysterious)😁
Very mischief😜👀
A straight Joker 🤡🃏
Musically talented or in tune🎼🎵🎶🎤🎧
Straight 💯 sure of himself and fears no one but himself 💥💀
Great person to know, threw and threw.

U EITHER LOVE URSELF A RICHARD OR HATE HIM FOR HIS FOOL LIKE demeanor.
EITHER WAY HE GETS IT DONE💯
RESPECTED BY ALL

PUT DOWN By NONE
😍My VatO!!!💋
My 💖 Corazon...
Comes in Latino & Italiano...
1 of a kind

A dying breed
And he's all mine...

My RICH💵💋🃏

(He got riches, inside and out)!!!

☑

𝕳𝖊 𝖆𝖑𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖞 𝖘𝖕𝖔𝖐𝖊𝖓 𝖋𝖔𝖗...💋

Richard is full of Riches💵💯!!!

by 🅆🄴🅂🅃 🅆🄴🅂🅃 Dreamer Mari January 09, 2021

Richard

Richards are most commonly known as dicks. If you are unaware, slang for dick is Richard. They are rude assholes that no one should be friends with. They always think they’re dominant when they’re not and they try to get everything their way. No matter what, stay away from Richards.

Man! That dick is such a Richard.

Dude! Richard is such a dick

by NigerianKing420 January 04, 2020