A series of lies, myths, and associated bullsh*t that is used to excuse murder, violence, egotism and torture.
My religion says that everyone in your religion should die and burn in hell.
Yeah? Well MY religion says that everyone will be struck down by god if they don't follow it!
Atheist: Then how am I still alive...
SHUT UP INFIDEL!
Yeah? Well MY religion says that everyone will be struck down by god if they don't follow it!
Atheist: Then how am I still alive...
SHUT UP INFIDEL!
by TheSorcerorOfCheese January 4, 2008
If I alone believe in an imaginary being and state it publicly I would be understandably hospitalised. If I can get ten thousand others to believe the same thing I have tax free status for ever. Religion is the kidney stone of humanity.
by digswins November 14, 2007
overrated. Religion has been presented through out history as 'the way of life' or 'the true way to be happy after life'. In reality it is a way to manipulate, govern, and generally hate others without the normally required guilt. One may be allowed to participate in one religion, as all others are wrong. If one does not believe in a certain religion, they are doomed to eternal suffering. Religion has caused wars, death, murder, violence, riots, and general chaos through out history. For a purpose which was invented by man to potentially conform the masses to their every will.
by Amanda April 27, 2006
by vince225566 December 22, 2011
Student:Can I kill President Bush?
Teacher:No.
Student:But I'm a Muslim.
Teacher:Oh, I am so, so sorry. Go ahead.
Teacher:No.
Student:But I'm a Muslim.
Teacher:Oh, I am so, so sorry. Go ahead.
by Srihari November 27, 2004
Just an excuse for community controle
Most retarded Religion is Christianity, the international symbol for christianity is a cross, Jesus died on this cross and Romans built it, so its disrespectful, like if I started a religion about Sonny Bono and my symbol would be a tree and a set of skis.
And Jesus was a jew, so thats fucked up even more
Most retarded Religion is Christianity, the international symbol for christianity is a cross, Jesus died on this cross and Romans built it, so its disrespectful, like if I started a religion about Sonny Bono and my symbol would be a tree and a set of skis.
And Jesus was a jew, so thats fucked up even more
I hate jews they killed my god
Damn you christians this aint a place to pray, this is a fuckin newsagents
Damn you christians this aint a place to pray, this is a fuckin newsagents
by Psyko February 8, 2005
A belief system, usually ancient, that is magical and evil in all or most of its context. It is usually contradictory in itself; some pages tell you to be good; others tell you to be evil. It is 100% man-made, and written in a time when people were gullible and stupid. Its brainwashing power has promoted, and influenced, the minds of millions of people to engage in numerous nefarious acts throughout history, such as religious intolerance (especially antisemitism), slavery (especially since the Bible was used to justify enslaving the black race), murder, rape, the Inquisition, the Holocaust, the Witch Trials, numerous "holy wars", the genocides of millions of Native Americans throughout history, 9/11, dying for nothing (martyrdom), etc. THE LIST GOES ON.
by Kiss My Ass, Religion June 10, 2010