Keanu reeves

My dad

Guy: Did you see keanu reeves yesterday?

Me: yea, he’s my dad

by Bert1muspr1me1 December 13, 2019

Keanu Reeves

one of the only immortals on earth now. he is a newly made immortal, like elon musk, but unlike elton john, who has definitely been alive for centuries.

A: Oh, Keanu Reeves? I heard he was immortal.
B: He is.

by definitely_not_sober August 29, 2021

Reeve Mario

A Stupid Spongebob looking ahh mofo

hey, you see that reeve mario. i hate him

by sourcreamman November 15, 2022

Mr. Reeves

The most racist, hates all religions except Christianity, is a pedophile, and is the dumbest teacher at my school.

Mr. Reeves is a brat.. he called a Muslim puppet his “terrorist friend” :(

by kingstonstone November 22, 2022

Keanu Reeves

The MOST wHoLeSoMe human being on earth. Period.

i saw keanu reeves kissing my dog yesterday.

by NOJOBJIM March 16, 2022

becca + reeve

Becca and Reeve are sweethearts who met early in life. despite they're differences, they have great sexual chemistry and romance between them. they will last a long time. they are the fun loving, spunky couple who never wants kids, but loves playing with other peoples kids. they have about 500 dogs between them.

becca + reeve are in love

by anonomys52 September 13, 2021

Nick reeves

A 5,9 boy who can’t squat more then Dewboy and can’t bench more then Alex Pena. He is a twink.

Nick reeves can’t lift a gallon of milk.

by Cuevas 2 March 22, 2020