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Reeves Machine

(n.) ri vz məˈʃin

A Reeves Machine is a machination whose only purpose is to harm, be it physically or otherwise.

The means through which a Reeves Machine harms are usually comedic and often parody some other harmless concept.

Coined after Michael Reeves on YouTube.
Elmo Doll Quality Control Specialist, surveying an assembly line of finished Elmo dolls: "This one passes, this one passes, this one is fine, this one.. has wires?"
Suspicious Elmo Doll: You're a ▇▇▇!!
Elmo Doll Quality Control Specialist: "I see, this one is a Reeves Machine."
Michael Reeves: "Yes, it is. It is me, Michael Reeves, and you are offended. can you be no less?"
by Lord Toker April 2, 2023
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becca + reeve

Becca and Reeve are sweethearts who met early in life. despite they're differences, they have great sexual chemistry and romance between them. they will last a long time. they are the fun loving, spunky couple who never wants kids, but loves playing with other peoples kids. they have about 500 dogs between them.
by anonomys52 September 13, 2021
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Keanu Reeves

The MOST wHoLeSoMe human being on earth. Period.
i saw keanu reeves kissing my dog yesterday.
by NOJOBJIM March 16, 2022
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Mr. Reeves

The most racist, hates all religions except Christianity, is a pedophile, and is the dumbest teacher at my school.
Mr. Reeves is a brat.. he called a Muslim puppet his “terrorist friend” :(
by kingstonstone November 22, 2022
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Keanu reeves

Guy: Did you see keanu reeves yesterday?

Me: yea, he’s my dad
by Bert1muspr1me1 December 13, 2019
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Nick reeves

A 5,9 boy who can’t squat more then Dewboy and can’t bench more then Alex Pena. He is a twink.
Nick reeves can’t lift a gallon of milk.
by Cuevas 2 March 22, 2020
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Willow Reeves

The most amazing, beautiful, smart, and funny girl in the entire world.
Corey:"Man I can't believe I'm dating Willow Reeves!"
by Dabaum December 19, 2016
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