Do you wanna taste the true meaning of sweet? Listen to Riwurd Reeves' music, plus thank me later:-)
by Ed Ris February 15, 2021
(n.) ri vz məˈʃin
A Reeves Machine is a machination whose only purpose is to harm, be it physically or otherwise.
The means through which a Reeves Machine harms are usually comedic and often parody some other harmless concept.
Coined after Michael Reeves on YouTube.
A Reeves Machine is a machination whose only purpose is to harm, be it physically or otherwise.
The means through which a Reeves Machine harms are usually comedic and often parody some other harmless concept.
Coined after Michael Reeves on YouTube.
Elmo Doll Quality Control Specialist, surveying an assembly line of finished Elmo dolls: "This one passes, this one passes, this one is fine, this one.. has wires?"
Suspicious Elmo Doll: You're a ▇▇▇!!
Elmo Doll Quality Control Specialist: "I see, this one is a Reeves Machine."
Michael Reeves: "Yes, it is. It is me, Michael Reeves, and you are offended. can you be no less?"
Suspicious Elmo Doll: You're a ▇▇▇!!
Elmo Doll Quality Control Specialist: "I see, this one is a Reeves Machine."
Michael Reeves: "Yes, it is. It is me, Michael Reeves, and you are offended. can you be no less?"
by Lord Toker April 03, 2023
by Ahmi January 13, 2014
by Dabaum December 20, 2016
An amazing, compassionate person that thinks of others before himself. His zodiac is Cancer, he is sexy as hell, FYI
Wow Tripper Reeves! HAVE MY BABIES!!!!!
by McDeez Nutz February 20, 2018
by Bert1muspr1me1 December 13, 2019
Basically the 21st century’s versión of Chuck (Fucking) Noris. Could kill you simply with eye contact, but chooses not to. John Wick is his secret life name. Believed to be KGB or CIA or MI6
Guy 1: Is that Keanu Reeves?
Guy 2: yeah that’s John Wick alright!
Guy 1: Wasn’t he the guy who was treating women too respectfully and being conscious of personal space?
Guy 2: yeah indeed!
Guy 2: yeah that’s John Wick alright!
Guy 1: Wasn’t he the guy who was treating women too respectfully and being conscious of personal space?
Guy 2: yeah indeed!
by JPACKBET June 25, 2019