Keanu Reeves

the most wholesome man to ever live

Keanu Reeves literally cured cancer

by Lovethecreeper October 4, 2021

Keanu Reeves

The MOST wHoLeSoMe human being on earth. Period.

i saw keanu reeves kissing my dog yesterday.

by NOJOBJIM March 16, 2022

Reeves Machine

(n.) ri vz məˈʃin

A Reeves Machine is a machination whose only purpose is to harm, be it physically or otherwise.

The means through which a Reeves Machine harms are usually comedic and often parody some other harmless concept.

Coined after Michael Reeves on YouTube.

Elmo Doll Quality Control Specialist, surveying an assembly line of finished Elmo dolls: "This one passes, this one passes, this one is fine, this one.. has wires?"
Suspicious Elmo Doll: You're a ▇▇▇!!
Elmo Doll Quality Control Specialist: "I see, this one is a Reeves Machine."
Michael Reeves: "Yes, it is. It is me, Michael Reeves, and you are offended. can you be no less?"

by Lord Toker April 2, 2023

Mr. Reeves

The most racist, hates all religions except Christianity, is a pedophile, and is the dumbest teacher at my school.

Mr. Reeves is a brat.. he called a Muslim puppet his “terrorist friend” :(

by kingstonstone November 22, 2022

Keanu reeves

My dad

Guy: Did you see keanu reeves yesterday?

Me: yea, he’s my dad

by Bert1muspr1me1 December 13, 2019

Riwurd Reeves

An amazing singer/songwriter who can really play the piano. He has a large vocal range. He's very hot. Can cause post concert depression!

Omg i went to Riwurd Reeves concert, I'm obsessed

by Ed Ris February 14, 2021

becca + reeve

Becca and Reeve are sweethearts who met early in life. despite they're differences, they have great sexual chemistry and romance between them. they will last a long time. they are the fun loving, spunky couple who never wants kids, but loves playing with other peoples kids. they have about 500 dogs between them.

becca + reeve are in love

by anonomys52 September 13, 2021