when one squirts ranch dressing into a girls vagina or a mans anus and they lay on the floor and allow the person to squat over their face, and squirt the ranch into their mouth.
duuude, did you just let that girl ranch squat you? HELL YEAH man, im a master ranch squatter i go ranch squatting all the time! :D
by Eva. gEt cRuNk. February 15, 2009
Get the Ranch Squattingmug. by BillB8s December 24, 2013
Get the Ranch dressingmug. Much like a sweet tooth craves sweets, the ranch tooth craves Wendy's ranch chicken sandwiches. However this makes social situations awkward, as the foot-tall, hatted tooth is prone to shout out "RANCH!" in any situation.
by Jack September 5, 2005
Get the ranch toothmug. by Ulaliya March 16, 2004
Get the bunny ranchmug. by jennyt72 February 16, 2022
Get the Ram Ranchmug. Noun- A secret location, often between a bed and a wall, were used masturbatory tube socks congregate.
by rock79 February 19, 2009
Get the sock ranchmug. 1. The yuppie infested armpit of Colorado.
2. A suburb south of Denver where it is manditory to own the largest sport utility vehical that you can possibly afford to compete with your neighbors oversized SUV even though you have no need for one.
3. A place to go to get judged by others for what you own, do for a living, and how your lawn looks.
2. A suburb south of Denver where it is manditory to own the largest sport utility vehical that you can possibly afford to compete with your neighbors oversized SUV even though you have no need for one.
3. A place to go to get judged by others for what you own, do for a living, and how your lawn looks.
I live in Highlands Ranch, sure it's more expensive but it's sure woth it for it's social status. Speaking of social status, have you seen my enormous Ford Excursion I have no idea how to drive it but boy it's sure better than my neighbors land rover.
by KungFu April 4, 2005
Get the Highlands Ranchmug.