Blessing the Rains Down in Africa

When you're doing missionary position with a girl but you have bad aim and accidentally slip it into her asshole.

Me and my girl were doing missionary but she was extra lubed up and I slipped and ended up Blessing the Rains Down in Africa

by BreadstickMagician April 10, 2019

Rainsford

A large grayish creature with flat round feet, a trunk, tusks, and large ears. Often described as sluggish moving.
A god among men. Archenimies to Zaroff, Tigers, and Celtics.

I rode Rainsford at Rainsfest

by Stok the wok April 25, 2008

Rainsh

The sound a raccoon makes. This word was originated by the raccon god. When saying this word, you can also twist your hands in an outward motion and lunge forward while telling “RAINSH”

1. *kid walks by* “RAINSH!!!!”
*they get scared and run*
2. “Yo can you get that raccoon to come over here”
“Yah fam hold on... rainsh... rAiNsH”

by Ummmmmyah December 4, 2017

rainshade

Rainshade's a respectively newly created word, for the purpose of linguistic purism, in which case its '' Anglish,, which essentially interprets to the word '' umbrella " (also created from the two rain shade) following justified logic, to prevent the rain

Ah man, it's raining once again in here, let me just get my rainshade

by Linguisticallymadeoneoone May 19, 2020

Alabama Rainshower

The act of cumming up into the air, and having it "rain" down upon the girl.

Did you show her the Alabama Rainshower?

by bamma boy October 14, 2010

double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm

The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.

"Jesus-pleesus!"
"Yeah, that's what they all say."

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

Jamaican Rainshowers

When you take the blunt or the bong or whatever your smoking out of, go into the bathroom, turn the shower on hot, and let the room steam up while your smoking. The steam opens up your pores and you get higher.(Try it)
*When doing a jamaican rainshower with just you and a female, there's a 95% chance she wants to have sex with you.

-Dude you are walking hella funny..are you faded?
-Man, I'm straight dead. I had a "Jamaican Rainshowers" before I left for school.

by Tre-Duece February 26, 2009