raccoon trap

When you proceed to stick your whole hand karate style into an ass, and the person tries to pull away you close your hand into a fist like a "raccoon trap" and hold them tight.

Beyonce had a pick sock as a result of my raccoon trap!

by dktnm December 17, 2007

Raccoon in the Attic

You are doing a chick from behind. Then, you cum in her asshole. Then, you stick your pinkie finger into her cummy-shitty asshole. Then, you give her a *wet-willy* with your cummy-shitty finger.

Tom: Why is Sheila runnin' around with cum and shit comin' out of her ear?

Dick: Harry just gave her a raccoon in the attic.

by RWClassABoomer March 5, 2009

raccoon sex

When a man finishes copulating with a woman, he punches her in both eyes, thus giving her two black eyes, like a raccoon. Thereupon exiting her domicile, the man proceeds to knock over her trash receptacle.

Linda was quite embarrassed to find that she had been a victim of Tom's notorious "raccoon sex" routine, and clumsily picked up the Cheetos wrappers strewn across her kitchen floor.

by Mandu Bell March 29, 2007

raccoon eyes

When you cry in the bathroom and then look in the mirror to discover your mascara has run down your face.

Sarah: I'm over Jamie breaking up with me...
Jessie: Then why you got raccoon eyes?

by Erica Stratton January 22, 2008

Spicy Raccoon

The act of putting chili powder on one’s dirty asshole and having someone lick it off like a raccoon scrounging for food

Guy: you tryna give me the spicy raccoon?
Girl: only if I can peg you afterwards

by Dudewtfthoughts May 4, 2021

raccoon syndrom

A Person suffering from raccoon syndrom has rings under and around the eyes that makes them look like they haven't slept in weeks.
The extraordinary eye rings make the person look like a raccoon.

Random Person: Is Marvin okay? He looks like he hasn't slept in weeks!

Donnie: No hes alright. His girlfriend broke up with him and now he can't sleep any more you really wanna ignore him.
That poor raccoon syndrom motherfucker. And ey, his name is NOT Marvin!

by konnie&dolia December 5, 2018

screaming raccoon

When a drunk chick agrees to anal sex, but he accidentally slams it too hard in her ass and she runs away screaming.

She turned into a screaming raccoon after Johnny tried anal with her.

by WalterWhitesPhD July 28, 2017