A Touch typing keyboard layout (for Operating Systems) that quickly became the de-facto standard, as it was inherited from the Typewriter. The layout is the three-fold sequence of characters: '"QWERTYUIOP" (top row), "ASDFGHJKL;" (home row), "ZXCVBNM" (bottom-row)'.
1. "Contrary to preventing typewriter jams, QWERTY boasts its ability to typewrite "Typewriter" using only the sequence of its top row keys."
2. "If QWERTY were an alphabet, then the Caesar cipher would conspire that, for key=1 (n-th succeeding alphanumerical digit to said digit), "GIRLS" will decode into one adjective and one emoticon."