Dirty QWERTY

The dirty QWERTY is when you crap on someone's keyboard.

It could also be just like a stink palm where you stick your hand in between your ass cheeks and then use someone's keyboard.

Or it could be actually taking a dump on someone's keyboard. Either way.

Poop + Keyboard = Funny

Donald was toally annoying at work today. After he left I went over to his desk and gave him a dirty QWERTY. Hope he likes that tomorrow morning.

by bigfletchdog December 23, 2007

QWERTY Syndrome

The syndrome of typing qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnm into the search bar. (AKA EXTREME BOREDOM)

We have QWERTY Syndrome.

by Buddy010.9 December 23, 2016

QWERTY Smack

Verb. To smack someone in the face with a standard keyboard, also known as a QWERTY board due to the first six letters in the top left being Q W E R T Y.

"Did you see that, I can't belive he just smacked him with a keyboard!"
"That my friend, is what you call a QWERTY smack."

by Jelula July 30, 2008

qwerty-boy

Someone who when bored, types random letters on his keyboard.

John was being a qwerty-boy and started typing atoricurtjickayoutiiryeenc

by Bee-Kay Conuhsheegeh January 26, 2007

Qwerty Me

Asking someone to text you without being too obvious.

"Dood, the boss is hanging around, can't IM. Qwerty Me."

by brindlelady November 6, 2009

Qwerty Uiop

The gelatine prince of the 4365th dimension. Fell through a dimensional hiatus on the day of his coronation. Eats a diet of music played on instruments made of milk; attended Professor Abdullah Nightingale's university. Good friend of Captain Bluebear.

This entry about Qwerty Uiop the gelatine prince will only be funny to you if you have read The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear by Walter Moers.

by windchimes098 December 28, 2010

qwerty poo

When you are so bored you start making up terms from your keyboard. If this is you, you should probably get off the computer.

Today I was so bored I typed qwerty poo into Google.

by sparklefifteen November 3, 2018