Lyss quality

A term that is used to describe awful or horrendous connection.
Hey man, could you please replace our lyss quality wi-fi with Converge?
by jun_machida June 13, 2022
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Chick Quality

Chick Quality.

If a country / city has a high Chick Quality, then there's a lot of hot chicks and not too many uglies. Does a country / city however have a low Chick Quality, well, then it's full of ugly chicks.

Abbreviation: CQ
Sweden - high Chick Quality
Ireland - low Chick Quality

Dude 1: Man, that trip to Dublin was great, though the CQ was pretty damn low!
Dude 2: Yeah, I'm glad to be home again, though our CQ here aint as great as Swedens, it sure is high compared to Ireland!
by Dallester November 10, 2009
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Quality Theatre

Work that attempts to demonstrate quality practices but does not substantially impact the quality of the product.
Manager: We've added return codes to all functions so no fault can slip though!
Dev: That's just quality theatre - the functions always return SUCCESS.
by Stuart Matheson December 13, 2019
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quality controll

an occupation or the concept of checking that all products leaving a factory or proccess are the same and meet specifications of size, strength, shape or otherwize defined quality.
This ones got a dead rat stuck in it, some one needs to check with quality controll.
by Austin December 03, 2003
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quality control

A fine brand of democracy that's going to kick your ass.

People sometimes misuse quality control by noting that certain words are "made up"
A user said this should be deleted: "This isn't a real word, someone made it up"

Me: What? Unlike ALL other words that spontaneously appeared out of thin air??

Note: ALL words are made up you dumbasses. If someone makes a creative, useful word that you haven't heard of than it should stay.
by DudeoftheDay March 04, 2005
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quality head

A quality head is something you don't look at in case you accidentally start spewing.
Person A: Last night I saw the rudest face I've ever seen in my life - I had to go to the bathroom to wash out my eyes.

Person B: Really, he must have had a top quality head!
by Mickinator June 12, 2011
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Facebook Quality

When a picture looks so good you'll be adding it to your facebook profile for sure
Me: Let me see that picture you just took.
You: Alright, here ya go!
Me: Damn, that is definately facebook quality. I'll get it up rightaway
by Jm57763 June 17, 2009
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