Puddle pounder

When you finger blast her until she's drenched and you slap your dick against it to splash it everywhere.
Oh man I had the best puddle pounder last night. She got so wet and I splashed it everywhere with my dick!
by DauntingMeerkat February 14, 2021
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Love puddle

The saturated wet spot on the mattress after making love.
I had to lay in the love puddle while we cuddled after sex.

We left a huge love puddle on the bed and went to shower.
by Andee Vaccum March 17, 2021
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Puddle Clarity

When you step into a puddle, fall into another dimension and immediately want to move to a warmer, dryer location.
I moved from Canada to Florida after an ass kicking of puddle clarity.
by Cfab97 February 12, 2022
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puddle scunt

Is a cracked out meth head that will spread her legs and gapping open mouth for surfing your carpet
scunt puddle scunt
by GOD of LIGHT May 15, 2013
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Salt Puddle

A puddle of water that is remaining after the roads were recently salted leaving a salt water filled puddle, that has the ability to add white scum to your automobile. This commonly occurs on Pittsburgh streets during the winter.
Oh shit I just drove through a salt puddle
by pixburghz finezt March 27, 2009
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Puddle of Yves

The condition of not getting your way and literally melting to the floor, curling up in the fetal position and crying or in a more sudtle way-covering your eyes and face with your hands until the person gives into your whims and wants.
I told her no and she became a Puddle of Yves.
by rachealk February 05, 2010
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Meat Puddles

When a woman's breasts have become so flabby that when she wears a push-up bra or corset her breasts lay flat ,instead of perky, and ripple and slosh like water when they move.
Jane's tits look like meat puddles, dude.
by thesonofabob May 19, 2011
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