Killer Poop Sprinkler

Killer poop sprinkler*

*Hippopotamus
Hippos like to fart out smelly explosive fart diarrhea while swinging their tails to increase distance & power.
They are very dangerous and can kill humans & crocodiles though they're vegetarians.
*giving them the title of the killer poop sprinkler of the savannah.*

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For more, search youtube "hippo explosive fart diarrhea".

When I went to the singapore zoo, the "killer poop sprinkler"hippo farted. It was so smelly!!
(True story)

by DaFatRatWitDaCheese January 3, 2017

polar poop

The act/art of having a bowel movement into a "polar pop" cup,

I was at work so I was forced to polar poop

by Polar 💩 bear September 26, 2017

machine gun poop

when your on the toilet and your poop shoots out so fast it splashes your butt.

Today, i went to the bathroom and had an unhappy machine gun poop.I had to wipe my cheeks as well.

by donald wennferding December 20, 2010

Poopaloopadoop

Poopaloopadoop means you really have to go to the bathroom (the poop room)

I really have to poopaloopadoop
(poop-a-loop-a-doop)

by UR AWESOME! November 30, 2018

Poop Boner

When a male has to shit so bad he gains an erection. This happens when one holds their pooh too long, all the pooh pushes up against the prostate; which leads to an erection.

Dude, i got a massive poop boner right now.

This poop boner is wicked!

by Synthroid December 11, 2010

Weiner Poop

The grossest poop of all.

"Why are we here?" Douglas cried, as poop came out his weiner, in a long, thin strip. It was . . . weiner poop -

by HCGATOR07 April 20, 2010

poop log

1) A firm, almost unbreakable piece of dung, or 2) A derogatory term used to put-down friends, siblings, or strangers.

"I just laid down a serious poop log. I would guess it was about a 9 on the Mohs Scale of Hardness."

"Mom, Harper just called me a poop log. I think she's a poop log."

by Crossonian January 3, 2009