a tong pow is an extremely sexy asian ganster who plays countless number of instruments and works for the chinese cia. he likes to lick penguins on their flippers and has an amazing girlfriend.
Hey, you know that kid tong pow? I wonder if he likes perogis...
I bet he likes penne pasta and big firm bananas instead.
Hm, yea, silly Tong.
I bet he likes penne pasta and big firm bananas instead.
Hm, yea, silly Tong.
by Tong pow November 21, 2011
Get the tong powmug. Hilarious, fake-dubbed martial-arts parody. Includes a brief intermission, a man swinging a chain, repetitive zooming-effects and a woman with one breast.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003
Get the Kung Powmug. when school gets called on a count of snow and you and your friends go up to the local resort to hit up the fresh powder with no flatlanders or japanese tourists to fuck it up. a perfect day for shredding.
by boardsport7 January 27, 2008
Get the pow daymug. The surprise underground hit of the year, a virtual feel-good movie, a triumph of the human spirit... Ah, baloney, it's a ridiculously funny yet absurdly inane martial arts flick starring Jim Carrey's old partner, Steve Oedekirk. Makes you laugh 'til you hurl.
"How do like my face-to-foot style?"
"I'm sure that on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is that this is Earth."
"I'm sure that on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is that this is Earth."
by Larry C. January 19, 2004
Get the Kung Powmug. Favorite drink of forensic scientist Abby Sciuto, played by Pauley Perrette, on NCIS. Though it is unknown what it actually consists of, its thought to be highly caffeinated, hence the name, Caf Pow. In the series, it is often used to bribe Abby.
by MollyDoherty February 6, 2009
Get the Caf Powmug. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata; hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with the stick!"
by licia June 23, 2004
Get the Kung Powmug. by lol October 2, 2003
Get the Kung Powmug.