Pon sickness

When people use pon in a sentence, the sickness that follows is the pon sickness

I got the pon sickness when I was forced by my cousin to use the word.

by The Half Deaf Chef July 23, 2022

pon pon

Cringy thing Ninja the streamer does.

5 year old: Ninja do the pon pon dance!

by C4MN November 2, 2018

Martin Romero Pons

somone with small balls or penis

Oh Martin romero pons has a small penis

by Nate Stanesa January 26, 2024

Pon Bob

To perform oral sex on a lady and grab the Tampon string from her parts with your teeth and pull, should she be menstruating.

Or "Poon Bobbing" a sexual game.

When down on her and had a good Pon Bob, pulled it straight out!"

by kingoftheprawnmen2 February 26, 2011

Pon

To skive work, school, duty, etc

Commonly used amongst students in Singapore

Derived from the Malay word "pontang"

I know it's a school day, but I decided to pon

by singlishdictionary April 17, 2017

dancin pon che dance floor

Dancing on the Dance floor- made famous by the ska band The Toasters from New York in the song dancin

We dancin pon che dance floor

by skankinpunk47 August 3, 2010

Pon

Adjective
Short for ponkotsu (ポンコツ), Japanese
A clumsy, unreliable person.
Ditzy

That pon girl left her suitcase at the airport.

by PlsNoTy October 22, 2025