Pokémon

Best anime ever

What best anime

Pokémon

by Pokemon1234569 July 22, 2022

Catch a Pokémon

A cheeky way to tell your partner you’re about to show some enthusiastic affection by slapping your balls on her face— Pokémon-style.

P1: Dude, why the fuck is your ladies cheeks red??
P2: I decided to "Catch a Pokémon" last night, lol.

by ImOffensive October 18, 2025

Pokémon Catching

The sport of kidnapping wild animals, objects and other random shit and stuffing them in your balls, only to force them into fights with other wild shit and other kidnapped’s beasts.

Person A: What is your hobby?
Me :Pokémon Catching

by Tyxy7 July 19, 2022

Pokémon

A video game where you kidnap animals and force them to fight against their will.

I threw a Pokéball at the Pokémon Sprigatito.

by nishijezza October 19, 2023

Pokémon

For people that exist this game is a reminder of the fact that anything can be a waifu or husbando

My favorite Pokémon to marry is….. all of them

by Stupidity.I’m November 24, 2022

Pokémon Card

A useless piece of cardboard that people pay $10,000+ for.

Pokémon cards are cards with foil in them.

I paid ten thousand dollars for this piece of cardboard called a Pokémon card.

by imachingchong January 31, 2023

Pokémon champions

a new Pokémon spinoff about battling

I'm really exited for it

it features almost exclusively battling an has a system for changing stats so no more excessive breeding for good Pokémon its so far shown to have both terra and mega evolution so i hope its got z moves and gigantamax and hopefully has every Pokémon i hope mareep is in it

guy 1:you heard about Pokémon champions
guy 2:yeah bro i hope it fixes dexit

by Olaf the urbanite July 25, 2025