pooch pizzle

A pooch pizzle is normally when you lean over and take a piss on something in the fashion of a male dog.

I decided to troll the other people in the urinal, so I leaned over, unzipped my pants, and took a big ol' pooch pizzle. The guy in the stall next to me... let's just say "he was damn pissed!"

One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.

by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017

Pizzling

When you've absolutely, wholly and completely thrashed something or someone in a way of totally consuming a resource or damaging something beyond repair.

Jeez Marnie came thru and gave that glass Barbie a real pizzling, you got rinsed bro.

by bigwillyp July 18, 2023

pizzle lizard

A pizzle lizard is alot like a lot lizzard but is a female that can be found near a meth pipe or dope

Wow look at katlyn shes such a pizzle lizard

by Yamahatothegrave June 20, 2017

Pizzle

When you are a pathetic loser of a principal and couldn’t find your way out of a wet paper bag with scissors in your hands

Damn, that Botox bitch is a pizzle for shizzle!

by Smsccp January 11, 2021

Pizzle

Glass meth pipe curved at the end much like a sweet puff, but smaller for easy carry

When kicking it smoking with my homie, I have remind her to pass the pizzle fo schizzle my nuzzle.

by Shazam dragon December 24, 2019

D-Pizzle

A D-Pizzle is an awkward white male.

"darn that guy thinks he is so fly he is just a D-Pizzle

by AssandTitties May 14, 2015

Pizzle

A thing you yank to persuade someone to believe something that is not true, as a joke

"Are you yankin' my pizzle?"

by yo_zh March 5, 2025