permed

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by burtonsex January 17, 2022
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Permed up

Permed up; intoxicated, tuned up.
First guy: Man, look at Reggie, that boy is permed up! Second guy: He should be, he just got done smokin rock in the basement.
by DrewsDown October 16, 2020
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perm-ission

Consent that must be obtained from your parent/guardian --- or da person who would be footin' da bill at da salon, if you aren't able to pay for said makeover yerself --- before getting your hair done.
I'd saved enough of my allowance to pay for a makeover, but I figured I'd still better get perm-ission from my parents before heading down to Granny Annie's Clip 'n' Curl, just so that there wouldn't be any horrified "What happened to your hair?!??" wails when I got home again.
by QuacksO October 26, 2018
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Perm squirts

When your poop smells like a perm
by Dusty Nutz24 September 26, 2023
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Perm squirts

When you have IBS or diarrhea that smells like a perm
by Dusty Nutz24 September 26, 2023
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Big Perm Abortion

When you impregnate a woman, no longer want the fetus to live, so you take a coat hanger and jam er home.
I had to perform a big perm abortion before the delivery date
by Sasquatch17 January 05, 2023
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Perm Brian

Will goof, boof, and speak the truf. Perm Brian comes out when the party needs some energy and will call you out if you ain’t ratchet enough. Warning: may cause loss of sleep
Oh shit, Perm Brian coming out to play. Get them pinkies ready
by Labius Maximus November 23, 2021
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