Penile Member

Fun phrase to call the male genitalia

Did you see the size of his Penile Member???

by shlee & shlee July 4, 2008

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Penile Discharge

pe·nile dis·charge

n. pl. pe·nile· dis·charges

That gross looking secretion that emits from your peice. Usually happens if (A) You have an infection, (B) Your shit's broke, (C) You have some incurable std from the chick you were sleeping with last night.

see Diseased.

Damn dog, My penile discharge is a stange color, I think Imma die.

by Yono July 22, 2004

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penile squeegee

The act of rubbing one's penis against his partner's anus in order to remove external feces after anal penetration.

(penile squeegee in action) "Will you squeegee for me when you're done? I'm tired of the skid-marks in my underwear."

by Stud Monkey October 8, 2008

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Penile Mutilation

This is when a demon comes into ur room at night and shoves a large object or a power drill into your penis. Thus destroying your penis entirely and making you a chick. Ways to prevent the demons from coming in ur room: wear a male chastity belt, take a shite and draw a cross on ur door with the shit in the name of allah, hide ur cock in ur bed partner. If you get penis mutilated you become a penis mutilating demon, and are force to go around town shoving snickers and what not into other mens penises.

Omg Todd why is there a snickers in ur bloody ripped open penis!? Jimbo
Idk It must have been one of those evil penile mutilation demons!

by PhagPhucker April 1, 2008

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Penile Scrump

A compound word, initially derived from the word Scrump (a verb which means 'to steal apples from an orchard'). The compound therefore is an act of stealing apples from an orchard, with ones cock.

Brian and Greg were so hungry that Penile Scrumping suddenly became a very tasteful proposition.

by omenofthedeep May 18, 2009

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