penus

donald duck has a tiny penus.

you: your penus is small donald duck
donald duck: stfu u fonking botch.

by french fry dick September 16, 2019

peanut butter legs

Silky smooth and spreads easily

V has peanut butter legs

by Fanny Batter August 9, 2005

peanut man

A god like being that likes sticking peanuts up his ass.

Person 1: Did you see the peanut man today?
Person 2: Yea he shit himself

by Grandpa Gonzo September 1, 2019

Silver Peanut

1. A nocturnal college student who's secretly a genius.

2. A type of sexual position involving a peanut (It is important that the peanut is unsalted) and a silver 1986 Toyota Carolla.

Bob: "Who's that kid walking around outside at four in the morning?"
Matt: "Oh, that's just Ed. He's such a silver peanut."

or

Joe: "Wow! That silver peanut last night was amazing! Wasn't it babe?"
Sally: "No"

by carlshake46 December 29, 2011

Peanut Butter Spoon

The act of wiping your ass with a spoon and then eating your brown off said spoon, similar to how one eats actual peanut butter off a spoon.

*Exits bathroom

Dad: “why are you eating peanut butter in the bathroom?”
Me: “Ran outta toilet paper, decided it was the best time to try a Peanut Butter Spoon.”

by BigWoodz97 September 20, 2020

Peanut butter friend

Friends that engage in anal intercourse.

Luke and Kim are now peanut butter friends.

by Roscovansanchez April 18, 2017

the wild peanut

noun: a large hairy primate that has homosexual tendencies, turns green and smashed when angered.

your the wild peanut.

by xcadet1992 May 11, 2016