knee pads

a special way of calling someone a whore.
more original than bluntly calling someone a slut.

girl 1- Me and him hooked up
girl 2- I hope you wore knee pads.

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girl 1- Bitch, do your knees a favor and ge some kneepads.

by HannahxBanana May 21, 2006

blow a pad

when a female becomes extremly frustrated and has enough built up anger to blow out her tampon or feminine protection device from her vaginal region.

Mollie was so pissed she was ready to blow a pad.

by Barkov January 26, 2010

Palin pad

a brief record of words written in the palm of your hand for reference at a later time.

I wrote down her number on my Palin pad, but then I washed my hands and I can barely see the number.

by mrbanc March 09, 2010

Smash Pad

A promiscuous women, a not for profit harlot, a down to pound young lady, an untidy women, a trollop.

Person A: 'Who's Cheryl Lynn Wilkerson?'

Person B: 'Oh she's just some smash pad I'm talking at.'

by AwesomeRad24 March 23, 2010

pad breath

when a girl wears a pad too long and her coochie stinks

I could smell Ginas pad breath from a mile away.

Gina took her pants off and her pads breath was kickin'.

by gi-tract December 12, 2018

Pad Clack

When your balls dounce against your asshole during sex.

I was giving it to my girl so hard I started to hear pad clack!

by Future1911 June 20, 2017

why-pad

An expensive piece of technological equipment from apple that rarely functions/gets lost/become superceeded by the why-pad2.

After she had spent 2 hours unsuccessfully trying to download the document, Rhiannon was beginning to question the reasons she'd been so excited about getting the why-pad in the first place.

by Clarebear81 April 09, 2011