Orlando Bloom

An actor who is constantly slammed because everyone thinks he is a sissy and because stupid teenage girls fawn over him, but he really is a pretty nice guy if you get to know him. It's not his fault that stupid teens think he's the hottest of the hot and make him look bad.

Orlando Bloom is cool.

by Hurkle March 23, 2005

jasmine orlando

she a fat meatball who likes clout and says “that’s that gang gang shit” and she has no neck. and she belly dances everywhere and her rolls jiggle so much. she dates boys who use her for clout and calls herself a queen when she isn’t one

jasmine orlando is ugly
her rolls bounce

by your,favorite,gay,girl August 17, 2019

Orlando Bloom

The absolute hottest man on the planet. His two best roles were when he played Legolas in LOTR and Will Turner in Pirates of the Carribbean. Birthday is January 13, 1977. From Canterbury, England.

That guy is almost as hot as Orlando Bloom.

by ambercutie March 1, 2005

Orlando Bloom

The act of Italian Handing, then proceeding to insert up sphincter. After insertion, the hand must be opened up or spread wide. Much like a flower, highfive, or in-side out umbrella.

"It was a good night, until she gave me a quick Orlando Bloom"

by Honanana July 11, 2018

orlando bloom

the hottest guy on the planet, curly hair, deep brown eyez, and the cutest little dimple/cleft thingy ever!!

Orlando Bloom is the hottest guy ever!

by kla March 18, 2005

orlando bloom

In one's personal opinion, one of the most hottest, adorable, sexiest, lovable guys one has ever met

He looked so much like an Orlando Bloomer, I just couldn't help going nuts.

by bynadz February 28, 2005

The Orlando Effect

To feminize someone.

To make someone worthy of being ostracised from society

NPC 1: Hey did you remember Jeff?

NPC 2: Yeah there’s something weird with him now though.

NPC 1: Pretty sure it was The Orlando Effect

by MRG1EUW September 30, 2022