one up feenix

a member of one up clan who hits all of his sniper shots until that one does miss

yo don!'t one up feenix a hunting rifle because he will clap you

by YTone_up_gamer October 28, 2020

One finger up

One finger up implies they want you just too scared to say it

A girl sent me a photo with one finger up

by Jenifer123 April 27, 2023

stood one up

To deliver a turd so large that you have to stand up off the pan in order to achieve maximum length.

To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.

‘Mate you were a long time in the toilet’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent’

by mrbruceman December 13, 2022

next one up

you know you're going to be next person to be successful in (anything); a feeling of greatness/determination/certainty

Person 1: Hey, you're really good at this.
Person 2: yeah, I'm the next one up

by kwjg42 August 27, 2023

Lick one up

To roll a join/blunt.

I just have to lick one up right quick.

Before we go why don’t you lick one up for the road

by Longjohn joe June 15, 2022

One up

When your massive dong goes from a heads down to a heads up position, you gotta let that honey pie know you just got a one up.

Check to see if she wants that mushroom power-up

Damn horbino, yo cleavage just gave me a one up. Grab a wheelbarrow and help me transport this mushroom load to bitches in need of a mushroom tip infusion.

by Mushboom August 11, 2021

one up the bum, no harm done

A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."

Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.

Enjoy your AIDS.

"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?

The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?

by bitchuck September 5, 2024