Your FACE is ugly

An insult, generally given as a comeback after another stupid insult.
"Your shirt is ugly."
"Well, your FACE is ugly."
by Somebody out there in the world December 01, 2005
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your face smells

a phrase commonly used by 9 year olds who try to be funny.
mature person: hi.
9 year old: your face smells! haha!!!1!111
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so is your face

A comeback that always work no matter what kind of situation your in.
man#1: Nice day isn't it?
man#2: So is your face!
man#1: That doesn't make any sense.
man#2: So is your face!
man#1: That was uncalled for...
man#2: So is your face!
by Talkin' man December 01, 2010
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Your Face is Malicious

The state of being so rediculously ugly, that the mere presence of the person is intentionally disrespectful and harsh to anyone who must view.
by Madison Peighton February 10, 2008
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fuck your face

A branch off of your face in which any and all insults can be answered with Fuck Your Face. Its more potent and final than just saying your face.
As a put off:
1. Hey lets go get a cheeseburger.
2. Fuck your face.

As an insult:
1. Fuck you.
2. Fuck your face.

As a comeback:
1. You're a fucking asshole.
2. Your asshole fucks your face.
by xlrs April 11, 2010
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shit your face

To open one's mouth and have incoherent garmble escape will little or no understandable meaning.

Can be likened to when a person combines two words on accident becuase they are thinking one and trying to say the other.
In response to a sentence that makes no sense : "You just shit your face man. Clean that up and talk to me when you're not a retard."

If someone frequently shits their face, they can be called a face shitter.
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cream on your face

To project white bodily fluids onto the face of the person who is pleasuring you
Your unbelievable...You pleasure me precisely with your mouth and tongue stimulating my genitals to the point where i yell (I'm Gonna CUM)...You say (CUM on my face)...I want more...so instead I cream in your mouth...look that one up too...its better than cream on your face
by Prudence Prue January 19, 2008
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