jazzed

1.heavily under the influence of controlled substances and/or alcohol

2.Being defeated by a large margin
1.-"Last night I was so jazzed"
-"You cant even begin to comprehend the level of jazzed-ness I was at when I smoked salvia"

2."Dude I just got jazzed by that level 70"
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jazzed

past tense jizz or past tense cum
wow last night a jazzed a little
by milk69 February 09, 2008
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Jazz

1. Nature's way of saying you stuck your fingers into an electical socket

2. Taking un necessary risk just for the fun of the outcome, wether good or bad.
B.A.: Hanabal's on the Jazz again
by Local lunatic March 14, 2005
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I pulled the middle out of my wang while "reading" my jazz mag
by Phil hebden September 23, 2004
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Jazz

Can be defined as any noun. Much like the word "shit"
1) I still have to put and pants and all that jazz

2) You still smoke that jazz?
by Infect November 02, 2004
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Jazz, also known as, nut,spunk,a load, man junk.......
"I told him i would only give him oral sex if he promised not to jazz in my eye"
by MASSHOLE617 June 14, 2004
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In a new Californian slang, Jazz means: Cool, sick, tight, awesome, sweet, etc.
That was so jazz that you gave me that polo shirt.
by Jacob Goldfeld June 05, 2005
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