the deuce

a crap measuring 2lbs or better.

my bung hole was torn by the deuce!

by turd d ferguson December 04, 2007

Deuce

An extremely shitty rapper (formerly apart of Hollywood Undead) that claims to be better than Hollywood Undead even though he's only released one album ever. But don't worry, "This shit's coming out soon".

Hey Deuce, how much dick did you suck today?

by Arina Chloe May 09, 2015

Deuces

The act of pleasuring your partner by inserting your index finger into her vagina while inserting your middle finger into her anus and licking her clitoris simultaniously.

My girl was pissed at me last night so I had to throw up the deuces in her to make it all better.

by ERV January 27, 2011

A DEUCE

a 22oz beer usually in a glass bottle

im gonna chug A DEUCE tonight.

by jadakiss_here June 29, 2006

Deuce

a word that will fill in any word needed to complete the sentence. it has no exact meaning. the most amazing word known to man.

What the deuce!?
we have to deuce it out!
wanna deuce tonight?

by kdeuce1 June 10, 2009

deuce

daly city/san francisco click/gang, inspired by the movie South Central.

Them deuces just rolled up on us like little cowards.

by DEUCE4LIFE March 20, 2006

deuce

a gesture similar to the peace sign, which is taking over people's myspace pictures everywhere. Every myspace profile has at least one picture of someone "chucking the deuce."

(people commenting a myspace "deuce" picture)

person #1: haha *insert name here* is a gangsta!
person #2: default now!!!

by WTFLMAOWTHSTFU June 26, 2006