JAR

Jewish American Redneck (contrast with jap or Jewish American Princess) A JAR never misses shabbat services unless there is a pool tournament in town or a special on watery domestic beer. JARs are Jewish by birth, but Southern by the grace of JHWH. You always want him/her on your side in an argument over the price of ammo.
Male Example:
In the film "The Big Lebowski" by Joel & Ethan Coen, John Goodman plays a JAR named Walter.

Female Example:
"Did you see that JAR in the Daisy Dukes? She just downed a fifth of MD 20/20 and now she's dancing the hora in a lawnchair!"
by Practical Memetics November 21, 2009
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Jar Jar Kisser

Someone who's annoying as hell, makes raciest jokes, and accidentally wins at everything.
I'm breaking up with you Felicia! You know why? You're a Jar Jar Kisser!
by Tree Loving Man March 13, 2020
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don't be a Jar Jar

The guy that tries to be funny who everyone hates.
Dude, don't be a Jar Jar. If your gonna lick the fruit, then actually eat it.
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Jarred

An evil shrew of a boy who likes to cheat on his girlfriends. A liar. Pathetic. Nerd. Doesn't care about anyone but himself.

LIKES TO CHEAT ON LOYAL GIRLFRIENDS WITH HOES NAMED KRISTEN
"Wow, he's such a Jarred"
by KermytheFrog December 29, 2016
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Jar Jar Binks

Person 1: Woah! It's Jar Jar Binks!

Person 2: Shoot it immediately.
by egg daddy May 8, 2018
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jar-jar binks

The coolest mutherfuckin mac daddy pimp on the planet. And don't you forget it.
"Jim-Jam, what happened to the wheel covers on my landing gear?"
"Mesa sell them to buy mesa space-jiff!"
by WhoisHomer February 5, 2005
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Jar Jar Binks

Me: *SHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOT*
by dj gs68 July 11, 2003
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