Whistelin' Past The Graveyard

A fart of unusual pungency cause by forcing it through a full colon. In essence, farting around a turd.

Everyone in the elevator couldn't help but notice the foul aroma emanating from around Lenny's general area. Only Bob was brave enough to say what had to be said, "DAMN Len! You Whistelin' Past The Graveyard? Go take a shit, man!"

by -Rokitman- April 2, 2009

whistling past the graveyard

Looking for trouble in a bold way. To whistle near a cemetery can evoke a spirit to follow you.

"Whistlin' past the graveyard

Steppin' on a crack

I'm a mean motherhubbard

Papa one eyes jack"

whistling past the graveyard by Tom Waits

by Gat-Man November 26, 2013

cartoon graveyard

Best fucking band in Hudson, WI. Three divorced dads and a confirmed bachelor bring the full force of all Urban Dictionary terms to each show they play. Lead by Tyler and his gargantuan Tyceps, guitar by Brant the pant filler, Patrick on lead bass, and the red drummer. Cartoon Graveyard was formed when the dust settled after the four whoresmen decided they were sick of not having enough fun on their own, they teamed up to redefine the cover band genre by playing only good songs people would enjoy.

Hey, Cartoon Graveyard, play freebird! Fuck off, we play onlyjams certified good music.

by MemberFluid January 2, 2024

The Graveyard

The act of having sexual contact and the male jizzing into his own bellybutton. The women then licks the cum out of the mans bellybutton and spits it back on the mans face.

Kyle: Yo wtf Ashley was so weird last night
Chad: Why what did she do?
Kyle: She did the graveyard on me bro
Chad: fucking nasty bro

by Juicy Jew42 May 16, 2019

Elephant Graveyard Surprise

The act of unknowingly sticking two fingers up your partners ass real quick, once they turn around surprised the you smear your fingers across their forehead while saying “Simbaah” from the lion king. (The elephant graveyard is the dark land in Lion King)

Last night I gave my girl an Elephant Graveyard Surprise and she was not happy.

by RL91 July 4, 2022

Tesla Graveyard

where Elmo’s shitty cars go to die

Elon Musk, 47th president of Murrica, is so toxic from Nazi canoodling that nobody wants his vehicles. as a direct result of Apartheid Clyde being terrible, Tesla Graveyards are popping up all over the country

by Uncle Joosie February 9, 2025

Graveyard

Where all the people go after smoking too much pack.

Yoooo brat you sure you tryna take another hit you might be headed to the graveyard after this.

by Bossfuhr666 November 3, 2022