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Whistelin' Past The Graveyard

A fart of unusual pungency cause by forcing it through a full colon. In essence, farting around a turd.
Everyone in the elevator couldn't help but notice the foul aroma emanating from around Lenny's general area. Only Bob was brave enough to say what had to be said, "DAMN Len! You Whistelin' Past The Graveyard? Go take a shit, man!"
by -Rokitman- April 2, 2009
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whistling past the graveyard

Looking for trouble in a bold way. To whistle near a cemetery can evoke a spirit to follow you.
"Whistlin' past the graveyard

Steppin' on a crack

I'm a mean motherhubbard

Papa one eyes jack"

whistling past the graveyard by Tom Waits
by Gat-Man November 26, 2013
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Graveyard Legs

To lose one’s manhood when entering between a females knees who is nothing more than a good time sally, or for the embryo of egg fertilization not to survive more than a week after creation because the womb of the woman is not fit to bare children.
Graveyard legs defined:
Her: I really want to try to a child.
Me: (knowing she’s had 3 miscarriages and 2 abortions) alright graveyard knees, let’s get passt dinner, and we’ll talk about it.
by Grimsteezy November 4, 2022
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Elephant Graveyard Surprise

The act of unknowingly sticking two fingers up your partners ass real quick, once they turn around surprised the you smear your fingers across their forehead while saying “Simbaah” from the lion king. (The elephant graveyard is the dark land in Lion King)
Last night I gave my girl an Elephant Graveyard Surprise and she was not happy.
by RL91 July 4, 2022
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cartoon graveyard

Best fucking band in Hudson, WI. Three divorced dads and a confirmed bachelor bring the full force of all Urban Dictionary terms to each show they play. Lead by Tyler and his gargantuan Tyceps, guitar by Brant the pant filler, Patrick on lead bass, and the red drummer. Cartoon Graveyard was formed when the dust settled after the four whoresmen decided they were sick of not having enough fun on their own, they teamed up to redefine the cover band genre by playing only good songs people would enjoy.
Hey, Cartoon Graveyard, play freebird! Fuck off, we play onlyjams certified good music.
by MemberFluid January 2, 2024
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Holy Grail Graveyard

A wonderful, tangible item or place that you miss dearly because it no longer exists and probably never will again.
"Do you remember those Rockstar Pomegranate energy drinks we use to drink in middle school? Those were so good. I'll have to add those to my holy grail graveyard list."
by kaitlynkat07 March 17, 2024
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Graveyard Mouth

A girl's mouth that has seen so much semen in it's day that it carries the dead souls of the billions of kids shot into it.
Andrew: Yo I just kissed Sarah
Evan: Aw hell nah bro that hoe has graveyard mouth
Andrew: Aw shit
Evan: You just made out with a whole country 💀
by Zeb244 February 5, 2023
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