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TOM

Abbreviation for a woman's menstrual cycle: Time Of Month. A polite way for a woman to say she has her period.
"Why is krista so bitchy to me lately?"
"TOM must be visiting her"
by transatlanticismx3 July 17, 2009
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Tom

a total dick munching prick, who just wants to get with girls to do shit. he's sweet and nice at times, yet he's a total jerk when he wants to be. he's very confusing, and on the verge of being a player if not already. he asks weird ass pervy questions, and he'll tell the whole world your answers, so shhhh. he think's he's hot shit, when really he's a total two faced douche bag. Usually says he has a big penis, when really it's this stubby ass chode. don't believe his lies. Also, he's like a PMS-ing chick. Damn, he's got his moods.

liar pathetic charming faggot stuck up moody
You is a fuckin Tom! PUT DAT CHODE AWAY.

Tom, you're an asshole...but i love you.
Suck my left nut, Tom.
by your dad's man tits September 1, 2010
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Tom

Tom's a dumbass
by tomll_ October 21, 2020
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Tom

Tom is a very childish man who is very fun and cares for everyone.Tom gives his nieces money and spoils them so much. Tom is going to have a baby who will be so beautiful and a close close brother , he often dresses in a shirt and tracksuit bottoms, even though tom is lazy he still does the cleaning and washing for his girlfriend. If u have tom in your life keep him for lifeeee
Niece:can I have some money please
Tom:sure u can

Pearson:wow why is he giving his nieces so much money what a childish man
His gf:yes ikr
by Rutothebooo December 13, 2019
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Tom

Part 2

What was not mentioned but must be known is Toms often have donuts in their yard but do not eat them. This is due to Tom trying to run Princess Weirdo over. PW's son, Prince B, saw that the donuts were properly applied. But Tom came to see that this could not be avoided. And his land would soon heal. Tom also brought PW a dozen donuts. Some were glazed donuts and Boston cream donuts from Dunkin which she liked alot and ate them up. She shared them with TomTom and Prince B. PW might share with others too depending on how many are gifted to her.
TomTom- PW I brought you some Dunkin
Princess Weirdo- Thank you TomTom. Your son's are forgiven Sir.
TomTom- Thank you oh gracious one. You are beautiful and wise.
by Princess Weirdo January 16, 2022
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Tom

Tom is a freak athlete who thinks everything is funny. Tom tries to be the best at everything he does. He takes pretty much everything as a joke unless it has to do with sports. Tom loves being black and he'll let you know it. He likes to make a lot of stereotypical jokes which gets him into trouble but he honestly doesn't care. Tom is a very flirtatious person who really can't hold a girl for long and if he does him and everyone else is very surprised.
If you wanna see a star athlete look at Tom
by free_billy_ September 22, 2019
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Tom

The non-virgin who will shoot twitch thots with a 9MM glock without hesitation. He adopted Alinity's cats after shooting her cranium. About a week ago he became the winner of drunkenness and wants to do the dead. Proper gamer who needs someone to share English words to.
Yo is that Tom

No, Tom's always drunk
by QwertyWomanHuman June 27, 2020
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