tender dick

One who plays the scrum half position (rugby) as though he/she is afraid, incompetent, or generally unreliable.

That Green-side scrum half was a straight up tender dick.

by jiggisland May 03, 2011

chicken tenders

fat, elongated cocks

police report: group of gay hobos had an orgy in man's prius with their chicken tenders.

by slicmick April 12, 2011

chicken tender

a girl who is under the age of 18 but looks of that to be older. a.k.a. jailbait.

check out that chicken tender. she's fucking fine but fuck her and you'll get time!

by andy sanchez October 07, 2004

Meat Tenderizer

a female who makes all males around her soften their meat

"damn did you see that girls rolls"
"yeh she was a meat tenderizer"

by Justin Sheridan November 06, 2005

tender hamilton

an unspeakably involved and nasty sex act, on par with the rusty trombone and the dirty sanchez

i couldn't give an example if i wanted to ... it is really that upsetting.

by james July 01, 2003

tender resender

Someone who creates a personal email, sends it to a friend, and then resends the same note to another friend - without indicating it's "used."

Usually the tender resender's motives are innocent - but this behaviour is perceived as tacky.

Jen loved Bill's email, but felt weird when she found out Gabby received the same note. She didn't know Bill was a "tender resender."

by jahn daly May 11, 2005

kitten tenders

N.
1. An epic cooking fail.
2. A child"s attempt at properly pronouncing "chicken tenders".
V.
3. When you try to pronounce a dish on the menu but it comes out horribly wrong and sometimes just down right nasty.

1."What the heck? Are those kitten tenders!?" "Yeah, it was gonna be a pot pie." :(
2. "Mommy, can I have some kitten tenders?" "What!?"
3."Oh yes, I'll have the chicken gourd on blew." "Seriously dad, way to kitten tenders."

by cowsgomoo212 April 15, 2010