Another word for police
by Notknown September 08, 2007
the act of going home after a long night and jacking off, then passing the fuck out after ejaculation.
by skurkrow August 20, 2011
A poe-off is derived from "Poor Off" where two individuals come together and share as many stories as possible of who grew up the poorest.
Brian & Mike were having a poe-off;
Brian: All we had for entertainment was a Rooster on the fence post.
Mike: We had no inside shower, we had to use a garden hose that ran from the kitchen sink out the trailer window.
Brian: All we had for entertainment was a Rooster on the fence post.
Mike: We had no inside shower, we had to use a garden hose that ran from the kitchen sink out the trailer window.
by Mcjd April 27, 2009
by ilovehayden January 05, 2019
(vulg) Afrikaans commonly used curse between South Africans. Translation meaning ' your mother's cunt'.
Jou ma se poes my bru.
by Dirty Saffa December 08, 2010
A very popular derogatory slang South African term, literally meaning "your mother's vagina". Used across the board to insult someone (more so their mother) or to express anger at and individual, situation or item.
More often than not it is a quick way to provoke someone and a sure way to cause a fight.
Sometimes shortened to just "your ma se...", which is just as effective. Or even expanded as in "jou dubbele ma se poes".....
Also heard often when someone hurts hurts themself, e.g stubbing your toe....."Eina!! Ma se poes!! That hurts!!
More often than not it is a quick way to provoke someone and a sure way to cause a fight.
Sometimes shortened to just "your ma se...", which is just as effective. Or even expanded as in "jou dubbele ma se poes".....
Also heard often when someone hurts hurts themself, e.g stubbing your toe....."Eina!! Ma se poes!! That hurts!!
Jan: Hey Dirk, your ma se poes!!
Dirk: What did you say about my mother? I'm gonna fuck you up!!!
Spectator: This ma se poes guy wants to fight. I'm sick of these ma se poes nights out!!
Dirk: What did you say about my mother? I'm gonna fuck you up!!!
Spectator: This ma se poes guy wants to fight. I'm sick of these ma se poes nights out!!
by Serpent Tongue August 31, 2006
The greatest writer/poet ever known to exist. Also the father of the modern-day mystery story. Sure, he was a depressed, obsessive, mentally ill drug addict and alcoholic, but hey - he wrote some damn good poems!
by Rebekah Rebel June 30, 2005