A ohad is a big simp, who simps a lot every day of the week. He loves to simp. He uses money to simp.
ohad is a big simp
by AcidicFlames May 25, 2020
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Girl: Let me see what you got!
Boy: Here you go.
Girl: What the fu*k! You have an Ohama!
Boy: Relax, I'll go get the scissors.
Girl: Let me see what you got!
Boy: Here you go.
Girl: What the fu*k! You have an Ohama!
Boy: Relax, I'll go get the scissors.
by Miyagi Five December 24, 2008
Get the ohama mug.A place in the city of Tauranga, NZ where sheep shaggers roam anonymously through fields in the upper half, and Maoris wait to ambush any unsuspecting teenager in the lower half. Go live in Rowesdale, you'll be safe.
In driving from the top of Ohauiti Road to the bottom, I was raped by a hillbilly sheep-shagger, then reached a peaceful section, then was mugged for my cigarettes before reaching Welcome Bay Road.
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Get the Ohayo mug.A subsistence farmer; a farmer with no hired hands. A farmer who is too poor to use, or unable to use, irrigation. Instead of farming all this guy does is shag sheep until his knob is red raw, no one should be near this sheep shagging weirdo with a tiny ass dick
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by WowWonderfulWords August 31, 2017
Get the Ohai mug.A word short for "Ole Hoe Ass Niggas". You just wanna whoop their ass because they are so dam stupid.
Hey my nigga...there some OHANS here. Lets leave this bitch before I beat and OHANS ass.
All them fools we bout to play in the game are fuckin OHANS...we should whoop they ass.
I KILL AN OHAN!
All them fools we bout to play in the game are fuckin OHANS...we should whoop they ass.
I KILL AN OHAN!
by Representin the 903 May 9, 2010
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